Steve Jobs jokes

Someone sent me these:

It's true, Jobs are not safe under Obama!

Have they tried ctrl + open apple + reset?

He's not dead, he's holding his new liver wrong.

Pancreatic Cancer? I knew PC would be the death of him.

He should have bought a longer protection plan

Looks like Occupy Wall Street just took out their first 1%-er.

He is survived by his black turtleneck, aged 9.

Turns out just being immune to viruses wasn't enough.

No one is allowed to use flash photography at his funeral.

Any chance Steve Jobs will become an Android?

I hear the co-creator of Apple has died. RIP Chris Martin's wife (waaay inside joke).

Hi, I'm a PC and I'm still alive.

In retrospect, some of these jokes are a bit too zune.

Looks like those Jobs have been outsourced.

Like his smart phone, he only gets 70% battery life compared to the competition.

It was his planned obsolescence.

:spank:

Things will now be sleeker, more attractive, and user friendly.

Just going to cost twice as much to get in.

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