Spellcheck just told me, and I quote, "Get a fucking dictionary, you brain-dead idiot".

kayakjohnny

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Fri Nov-04-11 06:45 PM
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Spellcheck just told me, and I quote, "Get a fucking dictionary, you brain-dead idiot".

Has this happened to any one else?

I'm sensing a little hostility here.

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dimbear

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Fri Nov-04-11 07:19 PM
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1. Sass from programs is a sign of the apocalypse.

I have a cardgame that occasionally wonders out loud why I am not in bed at that hour.

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kayakjohnny

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Fri Nov-04-11 07:23 PM
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2. Ha!

:thumbsup:

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BlueJazz

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Fri Nov-04-11 07:25 PM
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3. I understand. When I start the Microsoft Hearts game, a voice says "Aw, Shit...You again"

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kayakjohnny

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Fri Nov-04-11 07:28 PM
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4. My Microsoft Flight Simulator put up a prompt that said...

"By the way, I hope you don't plan on flying a REAL plane anytime soon".

I was kind of miffed by that.

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csziggy

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Fri Nov-04-11 10:40 PM
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6. Mine freaked out when I accidentally landed in downtown Chicago

While trying to buzz the Sears Tower. After that it wouldn't let me play any more. I think it rescinded my virtual pilot's license.

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kentauros

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Fri Nov-04-11 08:05 PM
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5. Just be wary if the paperclip shows up

and wants to help you write a "letter" :scared:

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Tyrs WolfDaemon

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Fri Nov-04-11 11:05 PM
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7. He goes away if you hit him with a hammer

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krispos42

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Sat Nov-05-11 01:10 AM
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8. Mine's a little bit more polite

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HopeHoops

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Sat Nov-05-11 11:55 AM
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9. Ask it if it knows what "defenestration" is. Perhaps that will improve its attitude.

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lg59kis

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:08 PM
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10. holy crap

That's really strange...

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kayakjohnny

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:20 PM
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11. Yes, strange. So I pm'd spellcheck back and said, "Hey man, what's up with the 'tude?"

So he pm's me back and says, "Well, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but I just don't think I can baby you through the rest of your adult life this way. You're going to have to start taking some responsibility for yourself".

So I pm him back and I say, "Fair enough, can't we just put this little episdoe behind us?"

And he writes back and says, "Yes, but it's 'episode', dumbass!"

So I think we're good now.

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