Jesus Christ on a crutch - Democratic Underground

Bombero1956

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:09 AM
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Jesus Christ on a crutch

The Hallmark channel is already playing Christmas movies nonstop, Just tonight they showed The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Call Me Mrs. Miracle and All I Want for Christmas. I don't care what you play I'm not shopping.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:19 AM
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1. Stay out of Costco, then!

They have Christmas stuff displayed...

NO music though.

There wasn't a lot of Christmas stuff...just here and there.

I don't watch much TV.

:hi:

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marzipanni

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:44 AM
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2. Hey, it isn't the most wonderful time of the year YET, is it?

O_O
*must buy Christmas cards* (hmmm....Hallmark? Maybe Hallmark? :P )
*must buy wrapping paper* (Hallmark? Oh, yes! Hallmark! :D)
*must buy Christmas tree ornaments* (Oh, what will Hallmark have this year?! Oh I'm getting so excited! :o)

ding$ - ding$$ - ding$$$

:puke:

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krispos42

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:49 AM
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3. Dear God.

What's the saying? "Jesus, protect me from your followers"?

Sounds like I need to get me some earmuff.

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Rhiannon12866

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Sat Nov-05-11 12:57 AM
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4. I heard the dreaded Christmas music when I stopped to pick up a prescription tonight.

And two weeks ago, when I wandered into a nearby mall while I was waiting for my dog to be groomed, there was a lighted Christmas tree right when I walked in the door... :crazy:

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Arugula Latte

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Sat Nov-05-11 01:31 AM
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5. Seems like I get sick of Christmas earlier and earlier each year.

This year I was sick of it by late October.

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fizzgig

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Sat Nov-05-11 02:01 AM
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6. cmt showed national lampoon's christmas vacation a few weeks before halloween

and i've been seeing layaway commercials for weeks

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Tyrs WolfDaemon

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Sat Nov-05-11 01:41 PM
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7. I just had a thought for a movie...

It would be a cross of religious and horror flicks.

Jesus Christ versus the Zombie Hunter

An evil Tea-Party Witchdoctor brings Jesus back from Heaven - via Hell and sets him loose on the land.
It is then up to the Zombie Hunter to find and send Jesus back to where he came from...

It has potential, but it needs to fleshed out some (get it? FLeshed out - zombie flick! Actually I didn't catch it until I ran the spell check

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