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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 10:13 PM
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420ers. I'm infrequent, but I partook tongiht. May have test in a few days.
What can I do?
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 10:53 PM
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1. Wow...you're in deep
This computer was given to me and I always noted this bookmarked site, but never looked at it...
Until now...

You'd better hurry up and do something fast!

http://www.thc-detox.com/thc-marijuana-detox-kits-c191/premium-detox-7-day-comprehensive-cleansing-program-p2706.html

If it's a hair test...start shaving your entire body now....every few hours...
I think that's what the previous owner of this computer did.;-)
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes..

Hope this helped...:D
If you are still high ... read it several times.


peace~
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 10:55 PM
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2. Drink lots of water
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Xicano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 11:46 PM
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3. The Whizzinator is an option to consider. LOL :)
Warning: Links has images of fake male private parts.


http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinator.html

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/lifestyle-products





Like with anything else its not 100%. For example here's a video showing a kid who used one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpoeXx1amg

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Major Nikon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:39 AM
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4. Don't worry too much
I get tested quite often (not a partaker myself). I got to know one of the testers and I asked him specifics about what they test. He said they have a set threshold which meets the standard for a positive result. This corresponds to a "user level" which typically denotes regular use. In other words, if you just partake very rarely, your chances of busting a positive are very low. This defeats all those who claim the old 'inhaled 2nd hand smoke during a concert' excuse.

Beware of methods you might find online to beat the test. The testers have seen them all. Where I work, they don't watch you pee, but they do check the temperature immediately when you give them your sample. It has to fall within a certain range or it's rejected. It also can't be too diluted, so if you drink 5 gals of water before the test, they will reject your sample. Also don't adulterate your sample. A former coworker was busted for putting chromium in his pee(something about it throws off the testing). He tried to claim he was taking chromium supplements, but they said if he ingested as much chromium as his sample indicated, he would be dead. The ironic part is if he had just busted a positive, they would have probably just put him in rehab, but since he adulterated his sample, out the door he went.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 06:24 AM
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5. Depends on what it was.
Alcohol will show up in your blood for a few weeks (liver enzymes) and pot lives on for about a month, at least in the blood. Most benzodiazapines will show traces for at least a week and opiate-based drugs even longer. Call in stoned?

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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 09:49 AM
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6. There are tons of "remedies" you can find like "Ready Clean" and the like.
But I've found if you're not a frequent smoker, simply drinking a very large amount of a diuretic like cranberry juice (actual juice, not cocktail if possible) will make you very clean. The worst that can happen if you have totally clear (like water) urine would be that they'd ask you to retest.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 12:29 PM
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7. Not to make light of your situation, but you remind me of a t-shirt I saw not long ago
420: I DON'T SMOKE POT. THAT'S MY CREDIT SCORE.

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