Physics finally explains why men SEEM to be unable to maintain eye contact with a well-endowed woman
MiddleFingerMom
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Sun Nov-27-11 10:10 PM
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Physics finally explains why men SEEM to be unable to maintain eye contact with a well-endowed woman
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MilesColtrane
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Sun Nov-27-11 10:23 PM
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1. Ah yes, otherwise known as the Hendricks Gravity Well...
krispos42
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Sun Nov-27-11 11:10 PM
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2. "Don't look at women's cleavage" guarantees men will look at women's cleavage.
Our eyeballs move faster than our brains.
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Sun Nov-27-11 11:52 PM
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3. "Don't think of elephants!" "Don't think of elephants!" "Don't think of elephants!"
. . . No, seriously... that's the actual cliche!!! . . . Honest. . . .
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Mon Nov-28-11 12:01 AM
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4. Now I'm thinking of elephants with tits.
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Mon Nov-28-11 12:05 AM
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5. I implore you to never EVER look too closely at a female elephant's chest.
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Mon Nov-28-11 12:32 PM
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6. Scotty: "We canna change the laws of physics!"
So there you have it! :hi: Bake
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