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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:02 PM
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The Condi "Would I lie to you? Come on, now..." Stare of all CAPTIONS
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 01:24 PM by BurtWorm


"Half of you are Republicans. The guy behind this commission is one of my closest colleagues. Do you really think I'd lie to you?"
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:11 PM
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1. Would I say something that wasn't true?
I ask you now honey would I lie to you?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:16 PM
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2. "Have some sympathy for me, will ya?
I've got to convince you that Bush was on the ball before 9-11 and yet somehow we couldn't do anything to stop the attacks. That is a ton of shit I'm being asked to shovel, now, isn't it? I mean, come ON!"
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:25 PM
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3. "No!!! Not a cell with MARTHA STEWART!"
"PLEASE! Anything but THAT! I'll even be a love slave for that guy who's obsessed with my skirt length, but NOT MARTHA!"
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:34 PM
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4. "Why look at me? I take my orders from Karl Rove ....
like everyone else."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:36 PM
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5. "Of course, of course, we're the party of personal responsibility, but
only 231 days . . . I mean, gimme a break . . . Get serious, will you????"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:46 PM
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6. "Come on folks, I'm wearing the American Flag on my Lapel
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 01:46 PM by LynneSin
OBVIOUSLY, I must be telling the truth"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 02:34 PM
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7. I was the fake wife that helped deliver a fake turkey to the troops ...
... I'm honest as the day is long ... did you hear me actually swear "I do"??
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:36 PM
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12. nobody did
I doubt she even said it. She just mouthed the word "haiku".
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 02:36 PM
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8. i'm not just whistLing past the graveyard
i whistLe everywhere.
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:16 PM
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9. "Really, the alien popped out right here, and scampered away!"
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:28 PM
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10. "Do you actually think..
that I have a heart in here?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:32 PM
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11. "I said what????? Oh, you must mean my twin sister.
She's always pulling that stuff. Dressing like me. Giving press conferences. . . . Ah . . . just cause I'm sworn in doesn't mean I gotta take a lie-detector test, does it?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:40 PM
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13. "Senator, I don't know where you're getting your information from, but
nobody abuses the President physically at all. If a few things are said in jest . . . and he takes them the wrong way . . . and you know he's a very emotional man . . . under a great deal of stress . . . well, if he goes running out of rooms crying . . . I mean, it's not like nobody knows he's the president or anything . . . if that's what you mean."
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:43 PM
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14. "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people
would take an unelected moron and slam him into America, that they would use an imbecile as a dictator....."
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