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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:14 AM
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Poll question: Should I Increase My Bust By A Full Cup Size?
Received this spam in my email promising me that i could increase my bust a FULL cup size!

Now, this sounds like a GREAT deal for me as I have already increased my penis size 30 INCHES (yes, i signed up 10 times to increase my 'girth' by 3 inches each time.

So, i'm thinking that i need some new man boobs to go along with my incredible schlong!

What do YOU think?
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:16 AM
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1. bad visual bad visual bad visual
Bawhahahahah

DDQM
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:17 AM
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2. Your GIRTH is 30 inches?!?!
:wow:

Would you wear the manzeer or the bro?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:19 AM
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4. yes, yes it is
and according to folklore, that means that my shoe size is somewhere in the mid 40's *note, i will neither confirm nor deny that*

as to my choice of support methods i'm not sure but definately something with Velcro
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:19 AM
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5. Well, what's your length?
I'm starting to be REAL impressed with Mrs. Matcom.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:21 AM
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7. you should taste her baking!
:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:24 AM
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9. Damn, I may have to fight Teena for her.
Or learn to share. Sharing's not easy for an only child.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:18 AM
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3. All that spam email
Edited on Fri Apr-09-04 08:19 AM by demnan
really makes me wonder about people sometimes :eyes:

But of course, get them pierced!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:20 AM
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6. 30 inches and I didn't make a pass at you in Boston
:cry:

If I only knew

:crazy:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:22 AM
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8. Only 30 inches? I'll do anything for you!
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:freak: :freak: :freak: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Well, we all know who needs some hard liquor tonight... :D
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Red State Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 08:43 AM
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10. Only if I can get the penis enlargement drugs....
and yes, I'm a female :)
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:27 AM
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12. Ha, you beat me to it.! :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:19 AM
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11. A good WonderBra will so the trick, don't violate your
precious body any longer with chemicals!

They are quite attractive, too--I own several!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:29 AM
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13. My Wife Keeps Getting Messages...
...about increasing her penis size and getting Viagra at wholesale prices.

And I get the increase-your-bust messages.

:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:30 AM
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14. what does this mean?



THE EASTER BUNNY
IS NOT JEWISH!
http://www.chaim.org/easter.htm
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 09:33 AM
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15. If you do, you know what that means
Edited on Fri Apr-09-04 09:34 AM by MadHound
You have to increase your ass size just to keep from tipping over. Sorry, but I have to go with no, because your ass(judging from your smiley face) is already too big.;)
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