DU Top Ten Idiots List! (This shit is hilarious)

The surprising part is that they can count all the way up to 10.


Hey, everyone!

I thought this might be fun. We all lurk at DU from time to time. Some of us are registered to post over there and will recognize these names. I decided to put together a top ten list of who, in my opinion, are the most annoying lefties over there.

I suspect that the list is biased towards what forums you spend the most time in. After spending some time there, I think I can make an accurate overall judgment on these people’s positions, which is why I’ve listed what they’ve shown a history of next to their names.

I suppose if any of these DU idiots are reading this now, they must be ecstatic at making this list! Feel free to add some of your own, I’d love for someone to bring up a poster that I may have forgot.

The order is definitely in correlation to how much each individual annoys me personally.



My Top Ten DU Idiots:

10. Tom_paine (Anti-American)

9. ForeignCorrespondent (Militant Lesbian, Anti-American, Anti-White Male)

8. Smirky W Binladen (Anti-American, Tinpot Dictator Lover, Terrorist Sympathizer)

7. Tinoire (Anti-American, Tinpot Dictator Lover, Terrorist Sympathizer)

6. Voltaire99 (Anti-American)

5. DuctapeFatwa (Anti-American, Viciously Anti-Military, Tinpot Dictator Lover)

4. Marianne (Anti-American, Militant Feminist, and obsessed with trashing Laura Bush and the Bush twins)

3. Skittles (Anti-American, Anti-Military, Militant Feminist, types in all caps, annoying as hell)

2. Siagon 68 (Anti-American, Viscously Anti-Military, Terrorist Sympathizer)

And, number one, as I said before

1. Solomon (Anti-American, Anti-White Male, Tinpot Dictator Lover, Terrorist Sympathizer)


Honorable Mention

Iverglas (Anti-American, Anti-White Male)
MrBenchley (Just plain annoying, never makes any sense)
Billy_Pilgrim (Anti-American)

Can you think of any you'd like to add?










http://www.conservativeunderground.com//forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3385&highlight=smirky+w+binladen

i was dissappointed i didnt make the CUnts' list... i guess i just mess around too much.

-LK

since Freak Republic always seems to post my threads about my struggles with my son's school and their punishing him for his political expression. What a badge of honor that would have been to have made their list, SIGH!

And doesn't it crack you up that any expression of disagreement with Our Great Leader is called "Anti-American?" The last time I checked, one of the greatest things about this great country was our freedom to express ourselves, even if it's in opposition to our leaders and their policies. W

hat these idiots don't seem to understand is that we still love and believe in the country, it's the LEADERS we're against, there's a huge difference. And you all know damn well that when they were trashing Clinton 24/7 for eight years that they never, ever would have considered that to be "anti-American" (and they're right, they had the right to do that, that's what this country is all about). It's their failure to see their total and utter hypocrisy, and to really understand the ideals under which this country was founded, that just infuriates and annoys the hell out of me.

Patriotism does NOT NOT NOT NOT mean being in lockstep with your leaders, no matter what!!!!!

Maybe I should go over there and stir up some shit....

It's fun watching inbreds try and see what hit 'em.

Silly CUmmers.

Starting now:

Hey, CUnts:

FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY (before he dicks you), JOHN ASSCRACK, CONTRADITCA LICE, AND EVERY OTHER FASCIST NEOCON UP THE ASS, UNLUBRICATED, WITH A BROKEN BROOMSTICK COATED WITH CRAZY GLUE AND POWDERED GLASS!!! :nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

Maybe now I'll make their list! :evilgrin:

I SOOOO want to be on that list. Shit I annoy conservatives in person all the time - now to get some of that in my posts.

:kick:

Not defending those losers at CU, and I think we should feel free to attack those idiots. However, they are certainly not CUnts. Not that it's a bad term, just one that shouldn't be associated with the morans.

sCUm bags
CUmmers. Or something to that affect, use your imagination.

then you will be TRULY HONORED !!! :7

:shrug:

Cause if you are in the military you can't be gay, and if you are gay. . .well what gay person would wear those camaflaouge fashions?

Seriously though, a lesbian miltant probably refers to those gals who want to be lesbian sepertists--like amazons.

All kidding aside, we're giving the CUnts a lot more attention than they deserve. I took a look over there and there just isn't anything of note going on.

They're proud of the recent attention that we're giving them: "OMG! Look at all the replies in the CUnt thread! We're getting under their skin! LOL!"

Helloo? Assholes? You have an entire website based on DU, and an entire forum set aside to gladhand each other over quotes that you pick from here to ridicule."

Wallow in your filth all you want, CUnts. You deserve each other.


EDIT: punctuation

Congratulations and best wishes to one and all!

Keep up the great work! :evilgrin:

:toast:

:beer:

I CALLED MY BOYFRIEND I WAS SO EXCITED AND HONORED!!!

Way to go!

Burned out social liberal (socialworker) who bitches about the state of the American Social Welfare sysytem.

Lets gather up the homeless, mentally ill, addicted people I can find and just shoot em, or put them on an island somewhere, cause they cost tax dollars.

Sheesh

DDQM

I, for one, am right-handed.

like the star for donations

The Chimp in Chief is a dimwitted sock puppet.


PPPTTTHHH


DDQM

Where is my name???

:evilfrown:

I will come over and kick your ass and give you some tips about how to REALLY torment conservatives. Learn from the BEST! :7

KKKspeak for different from us. How terrible it is to be different from Scumbag white trash who vote to send their jobs to India.:hurts:
Because of an inbred belief in racism. It's okay they can't even understand this post!

AND KICK THEIR ASSES!!! :evilgrin:

Quick Skittles, they really need it. :) well they really need help, too, but that is another matter.

all of the DU psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers, teachers, mental health workers, and counselors combined couldn't begin to give them!

easy but not very rewarding.

equally stupid as UNfreerepublic?

number of conservatives . . .

Whar's a progressive/liberal have to say to get recognized?

As long as right wingers have faces, I'll have a place to shit.

Note to any lurkers: Have someone explain that to you.

:toast: ;)

Fuck them anbd their creepy little klavern....

It's FUCKIN' EH!

Not "fuckin A", for cripes' sake. (What is that?)

Can't you yanks get anything right?


iverglas, doing my anti-American duty.

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Dear god, these people are obsessive.

:D

:D

I wish we had a few more militant lesbians and militant feminists; I love each and every one of them.

:yourock: :loveya:

that's ok. I have never apologized for being a feminist and I don't plan to start now. :hi:

:toast:

gets labeled "anti-white male", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean!!!!

And if so, do you hate men? I'm a man, do you hate me now?
What a bunch of slackwits they have over there...

but I am a feminist and have been for a long time :) Translation for the impaired... all feminists generally want fairness and don't hate men. I am happily married to one! I hate to think that feminist is again or still a dirty word.

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:D

Your labels don't mean shit. Your list is a crock.

I'm a progressive liberal, pro-choice, pro-peace, anti-nuke, anti-war, I think the Bush administration has gleefully run the country into the ground and propped up its rich buddies & big business on us little peoples' backs, and I'm a lesbian. What would you label me?

Don't be shy, now.

I want to see my name on your next list.

You make us proud! :toast:

I AM INDEED VERY HONORED. I PM'D SAIGON CROWING ABOUT BEING IN THE TOP THREE.

Also, I usually don't get political on these forums. But when I do, I really do.

Bastards :grr:

From one of the posts there:

I have been a mole @ DU for a very long time. Today, I found out how well I play the role. I appeared on your IDIOT LIST. You cannot imagine how much this means to me.

This will obviously be my last post, here, for a while. I want to ride this out until election night at least. This post may be a risky move on my part but sometimes you just have to say ,"DAMN, I'M GOOD!!!!!" out loud. Your choice of me for this list just proved to me that I really am convincing.

So is somone on the list really a mole? Or just pretending to be one to yank their chains?

damn I wanted to make a list like that. Even though I'm a male I'll have to don my militant-lesbian persona to make it next time I guess.

a "shamelessly self-promoting conspiracy theorist", and others jumped in with all kinds of nasty evil about Will, lol! They think he's "human detritus."

And did you see where another poster added some more DUers, like RationalRose ("anything but rational"), Slinkerwink, Q, sangho, Marianne, RandomKoolZip and others. Hilarious! And then they have the nerve to claim that we trash the military and that since they have family there that really burns them! Never mind that many DUers also have family over there (ever hear of mari33, you CUnt idiots?), and that we do NOT trash the military, just the civilian idiots who send other people's kids to do their dirty work for them!

They didn't list me even as dishonorable mention!

So many terrific DU'ers were left (pun intended) off the list!

:evilgrin:

Keep pissing off the mouthbreathers! :thumbsup:

Um, just one question though.
If we're all so f*n stupid, why do they feel the need to read so many posts here?

I mean, who's the idiot, the idiot or the idiot emulating the idiot? :crazy:

(judging by the level of discourse over there, my last question should keep them spinning in circles for at least a few days)

-chef-

You folks who made the list must be very proud. :D :thumbsup:

Thanks for giving us this forum where we can be such thorny irritants to some of them ;)

Kind of pathethic though... You don't see DUers taking the time to obsessively scour conservative web-sites, judging and weighing and ranking. I mean really! Sheesh.

AND MY OFFER STANDS: anyone truly disappointed at being snubbed, I will come over and kick your ass and leave you with some GREAT TIPS on HOW TO TORMENT AND ANNOY CONSERVATIVES. I'm a f***ing PRO. :7

They are quite deluded.

Well, excuse me, you right-wing, reactionary, xenophobic, homophobic, racist, anti-education, anti-choice, pro-gun, Leave it to Beaver trip back to the '50s!!

:kick:

Cool. It makes me very happy to know I have fucked with a conservative person's aura enough to occupy a space in their ever so cramped for space grey matter.

I MADE THE TOP THREE TEENA; NA NA NA NA NA. :7

So fuck everything, especially Republicans.

Let's see, how else can I offend them? Okay, here goes:

CAPITALISM SUCKS!

GLOBALIZATION IS STUPID!

RACISTS SHOULD BURN IN HELL!

What other kinda liberal cliches can I throw out?

how about this one:

GUNS ARE FOR PANSIES!

ABORTION ROCKS!

Okay, I think I should get an honorable mention for that...

PS - THE UPPER CLASS POWER ELITE DON'T LOOK OUT FOR MY INTEREST CAUSE THEY'RE ONLY CONCERNED WITH MONEY!

That'll piss them off.

I'm the one who seems to harbor the most sociopathic hatred and desire for violent retribution against Freepers everywhere...

SEE POST NUMBER 74!!!!!

I am just so damn proud of myself to have made the list!

Do I get a fan club now?????

:toast:

:beer:

:toast:

I need to get out of the lounge more, and get my name around more.

I haven't been quoted by conservative sites for a good 6 months.

Damn.

:-(

SEE POST NUMBER 74 !!! :7

"we'll rastle" :D

and I swear it's like some kind of cyber penis envy over there.

They're sure full of themselves, aren't they? Why did I just waste my time reading that drivel?
They're sure good at petty name calling. Yeah, that's a worthwhile skill and effective debating technique. :eyes:

Not to mention the Mods..It was RIGGED I tells ya!
HEY CU Lurkers you guys have COOTIES! Am I on the list now?

:crazy:

My list (in no particular order):

tom-paine
Q
nothingshocksmeanymore
Skittles
CatWoman (<----racist)
RationalRose
slinkerwink
sangh0
blm
RandomKoolZip

There's so many fools at DUmmyland, Top Ten is not enough.

I'm just upset, I never get mentioned in these type of polls. What amuses me about these idiots is their unoriginality of their name

:eyes:

one day.

It was hilarious! There were entire threads about her. Much vitriol flying between total Rightist & Leftist strangers over our very own CatWoman. Lol. And of course a few DUers snuck in there to stir the embers ;)

You go girl!

CatWoman :yourock:

WHO IS ANTI MILITARY !!!!! And SAIGON68, a VIET NAM COMBAT PHOTOGRAPHER, IS "VICIOUSLY ANTI-MILITARY!" !!!!!

25 years of service and retired, can I be one too?

How about HawkerHurricane? He is definately a pinko.

I don't get any respect anymore, now that I'm out.

I used to have my own stalkers, now, nothing. I can't even make a top 10 list.

Sigh.

That's "viscously" anti-military

Has something to do with molten rock, or maple syrup

;)

n/t

Supercrash,

"How dare you guys attack William Pitt

Here is what he said in his book....before the war happened

"It is doubtful in the extreme that Saddam has retained any funtional aspect of the chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons programs so thoroughly dismantled by the UN weapons inspectors who worked tirelessly in Iraq for 7 years"

I bet at this point in time...you hacks were yelling about how dangerous Saddam is because of his tons of wmd's that your Joe Millionaire President told you he had

How about another quote...?

"The idea that Saddam has connections to fundementalist Islamic terrroists is laughable" "


Gator,

"That guy is a Left Wing nutcase scumbag. He is afraid to post outside of a protective forum. He cannot defend his hate America, hate Bush agenda in a free and open forum.

I've heard lots of crap out of him.

How dare you support that scumbag."

and it rages on.

Alas Ididn't make the list. I guess I just don't try very hard.

Yeah, I was going to reply, but I didn't want to give anyone on that site my email address.

I have actually read Will Pitt's books, both of them, and as far as I could tell they were far more well reasoned than "he's a left-wing scumbag." While Will and myself may have differences in our views (nothing drastic, probably just minor points), I would defend his book to the end of the Earth against these nitwits.

But maybe with my name they think I'm a fundie!

:dunce:

and you end up in the hall of fame. Mere honourable mention, though; crap. Dammit, I'M A MILITANT FEMINIST. Maybe if they lurked somewhere other than the gun dungeon from time to time, they'd have noticed, and I wouldn't have been a mere runner-up. On the other hand, since the gun dungeon is the only place I've played very much in the last two weeks, having been very busy and just seeking distraction in the predictable when the urge to procrastinate overcame, I'm quite sure I wouldn't have made the list at all otherwise.

What fine company I'm proud to be in. :)

But it's spelled "iverglas", with a small "i", if they please.

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Put me down for comparing Bush and other right wingers to Nazis and the like.

on edit:

Actually, Bush is nothing like Hitler, I mean, Hitler actually served in the military (and even got a medal).

Always go for the jugglar. You want a reaction. And that reaction is RAGE.

Two days after 9/11, I joined a right wing discussion board, knowing I was only going to get one post. My login was HClinton, and I simply wrote, "Well, it looks like 'ol Barb Olsen ain't gonna be writing any more nasty books :)" Within fifteen minutes, I counted five death threats.

They jumped for joy when Kennedy was assasinated, they tried to hijack the presidency from one of the greatest presidents of the 20th century.

I will NEVER let them discuss their BS in peace :)


Edited for grammar

He keeps dropping my name. Seeems like a poor lonely loser. A real tough guy behind a monitor and keyboard. Sad, sad indeed. Get a life biiiiaaaatch!


http://www.conservativeunderground.com//forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3662&highlight=smirkywbinladen

By the way, Slither, these were all hilarious.

ComfortablyDumb stands out to me as the best....

Here are some:


PIERCINGsgalore

SelfHatingWhiteMan

The LyingLiberal

Where'smy Welfare_Cheque

ChavezIzDaBomb

MisAnthropic Bitch

Smirky_W_BinLaden...

Oh, wait...A real DUmass has already used that one, sorry...

i broke my right wrist on friday, so please excuse the typos, while i am healing...

without reading anything beyond the first post, i have to say that you should consider it a high honor to be lampooned by people like that. :)

freeforall (Nosy, Interfering Canuck, Anti-Military)

LOL!

:)

Moi. ;)

And we all know that I only qualified because of that affirmative action stuff. If Canadians had had to make it on our own merits, then obviously none of us would have made the cut.

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