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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 12:11 PM
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Microwaveable 'Cheese Food' - Greatest Invention of Humankind
sure, humans can invent guns and bullets, the automobile, tanks and bombs.

But i think, we as a race, have LONG overlooked the greatest invention in history - Microwaveable Cheese Food.

I mean whether its Velveeta or Kraft or Cheese Whiz, this versatile product can 'enhance' SO MANY gourmet dishes!

Think our forefathers envisioned pouring this yellow magic over Fenway Franks, dipping Tostito's Scoops into its golden, creamy pool or the inventions of 'Cheese Fries'?

Methinks NOT

so, in honor of the Processed Ambrosia, what do YOU like to do with YOUR Processed Cheese Food?

recipes always welcomed
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 12:12 PM
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1. mmmmm emuuuulsifiers (drooool)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 12:27 PM
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2. I can't say. It's pornographic.
Edited on Sun Apr-11-04 12:28 PM by EstimatedProphet
KIDDING!!!
Made ya look!
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 12:27 PM
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3. Mix THIS
A pound of Velveeta cheese with a can of Rotel tomatoes. Microwave together until cheese is melted then stir well. Makes a great (but fattening) dip. :D
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