For all Undecided Voters..

A message for our 'undecided' voters.

I've been meaning to get around to you folks for some time now but have been unable to think of what I can say that will convince you to make a stand. I know how hard it must be to get off of the fence, especially since you obviously suffer from the physical disease of 'headus up your assus'. You really must have you heads stuck up there because, after 8 years of living in the hell we've been in, it boggles the rational mind to think that there are people who actually think the choices still aren't clear.

I'll make it clear for you. On one side we have a bright young man who has been running a campaign flawlessly and will run his presidency in the same manner. He picked a running mate that will enable him to restore our relations throughout the world. If his pick of Joe Biden is any indication of his judgement about people, I can't wait to see the team he puts together to get us out of the cesspool the republicans threw us in.

On the other side we have an angry old man who has a war record that is subject for review (I'll write about it later). He has no plans for anything to help us get back on track whether it is related to our economy, the fake war on terror, our world image, etc. He picked a beauty contestant for his running mate. Every time she opens her mouth she makes bush look like a rocket scientist.

Barack is a combination of FDR, JFK, and Dr. Martin Luther King. McCain is a combination of the 3 stooges, and.., well the 3 stooges pretty much sums it up.

I know how you 'undecided' folks really think. You think you're kinda special and unique and your vote is the MOST important thing in the world - more important, in fact, than the votes of millions of other Americans. You go through life taking your time making choices in everything you do. Buying a roll of toilet paper or a head of lettuce is as excruciating a choice for you as voting for someone. After all, you are just SSSOOO special and one hell of an individual so you really have to think some more about the issues before deciding whom to vote for. By December or next January you'll finally come to a decision and when you do, the press will stop and the entire world will wait breathlessly for your pick.

Hopefully your head isn't stuck so far up your ass that you can't see the sheer sarcasm and downright contempt I have for you. In fact, if I had any respect for anyone it would be the equally clueless right wing crowd because they, unlike you, have made a decision. Yeah, it's a wrong one but at least they had the balls to do it. You, on the other hand, are nothing more than an egomaniac who walks around thinking only about 'me, me, me' and screw everyone else.

If you really can't make up your mind after living through what we normal Americans have been put through, we don't want your vote. Do everyone a favor - stay the hell home and don't muddy up the waters for the rest of us!

Actually, if you did stay out of the way that would be the first meaningful decision you've ever made.

(from Blogging for Jesus website)