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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:20 PM
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Just How will George present us with Osama?
Edited on Sat Feb-28-04 02:21 PM by mharris660
How do you think georgie boy will "present us" Osama? I'm going with Theme from Rocky 1 and a WWF Rumble in the Cage format. Whats your thoughts?
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:23 PM
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1. dead
there is one chance in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that osama will be alive and talking when taken into custody.
someone said in another thread "his head on a stick at ground zero" i go with that.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:27 PM
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2. How about
On a giant silver platter ala the plastic turkey incident
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jbfam4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:29 PM
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3. after he is defrosted
and make up applied to cover the freezer burns, they will say they were better than they thought they were. They killed him right away but didn't find him until Oct..... Surprise!
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:37 PM
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4. with a crown on his noggin,
robes, throne, scepter, and hail to the king accompinment. :dunce:
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 02:42 PM
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5. oops!
correction: accompaniment
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GreyPilgrim Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 03:09 PM
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6. When he starts to feel the heat...
When Bush sees his support numbers start to drop, he'll pop out Osama right before the election. Osama will be wearing a button saying, "This terrorist brought to you by the Bush administration. Vote Bush in '04."
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 03:51 PM
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7. They'll show a film of Osama being removed from a hole in the ground
that is protected by a big impenetrable piece of styrafoam. When they pull him out, Osama will be wearing an "I'm with Saddam" T shirt.
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JPace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-29-04 05:04 PM
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8. He will be dead.....
Osama is surrounded by over a hundred dedicated
followers who have taken an oath that he will not
be taken alive. It is how he wants it.

I don't think it will get AWOL much of a bump in
the polls though.....people are now focused on
jobs, health care and other painful domestic
issues. Even if we get "hit" with another terrorist
attack AWOL will be blamed for not funding homeland
security, he is in a no win position unless he can
whip up fear of gay marriage or something like that.
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dryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 04:58 PM
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9. Osama Ben Laden
Am I the only one that wonders why we only hear from OBL when Bush's poll numbers go down? Maybe his name should be "Osama Ben Forgotten"?
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Gung_Fu Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 08:19 PM
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10. Frozen in carbonite...
also known as "ala Han Solo".
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The_camper Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 12:49 AM
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11. King Kong
It's going to look something like the old king Kong movie. Bush will be at ground zero in September during their propaganda festival to announce his candidacy. The curtains will sweep to the side when he pulls a gold tassel. The flashes from all the cameras will force bush to put on sunglasses and just nod his head in approval... Then a few minutes later, osama breaks out of the cage, beat his chest, and kick Bush in the ass.

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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 07:43 AM
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12. like this..............
...
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nedlogg Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 05:11 PM
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13. Very Carefully
Too early, and his capture will be forgotten by election day.

Too close to election day and it will be seen as political
grandstanding.
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-20-04 11:15 PM
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14. Away from the microphones...
very quietly, Bush whispers into Osama's ear "thanks... I could not have done any of this without you" just before he (Dubya) kisses him (OBL) full on the mouth (like Michael did to Fredo) and then blow his brains out on Faux News.
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MasterKey Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-20-04 11:17 PM
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15. Only one way to present Osama
Edited on Sat Mar-20-04 11:21 PM by MasterKey
Since Osama has been dead before 911 even happened, the only way to deliver Osama will be in a thousand peices;

Masterkey-- :)

My own personal guess for the perfect day he will be captured, or the capture announced is June 3rd-6th, 2004.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:00 AM
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16. Dead
Shot in a gun battle while trying to escape.
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My2cents Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 10:58 PM
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17. my prayer
I pray he is taken alive and his execution is a PPV event that raises money for ALL of his attacks from 1993 to present. I would pay $100! Anyone else?
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anti_shrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:56 PM
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18. You've already been tombstoned
but I hope they allow your post to stay as a monument to freeper bloodlust.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 07:43 PM
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19. no.
I don't see what good that would do or how it would help.

I think permenant incarceration is a better idea.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 05:01 PM
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20. Clad in chains
bin Laden will march before Dubya's chariot. Jenna and Barbara Jr will ride the trace horses, while a slave (Oliver North) holds a golden crown above shrubs head whispering in his ear that "all glory is fleeting".
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