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Mon Mar-22-04 11:09 AM
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Bushisms in my email

The first three years ... can the English language survive?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

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Mon Mar-22-04 11:30 AM
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1. what a moron, can't believe this idiot is pResident

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Tue Mar-23-04 04:38 PM
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6. actually

he isn't AL Gore is.

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Tue Mar-23-04 09:32 AM
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2. This could actually be good!

Bu$h could go around the country on a DARE mission, saying,"Don't snort cocaine or you could grow up to be like me!" Although he'd probably screw it up.

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Tue Mar-23-04 09:35 AM
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3. But, on second thought he'd probably say mary jane is bad too.

How in the world the right can justify rewarding illegal immigrants who have BROKEN our laws and then arrest medicinal marijuana users who OBEY our laws makes no sense to me. God, I hate the repugnant party.

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Mon Mar-29-04 04:37 PM
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7. I wouldn't spread this one around-

Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 04:40 PM by comsymp

at a glance, nearly half are misattributions, mostly of Quayle's...

ON EDIT: how did we ever get along w/o google & snopes?
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm

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Fri Apr-09-04 07:55 AM
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8. Is our children learning?

If this were not so pathetic it would be funny.

or funnier.

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