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johnlal Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 08:24 AM
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Reagan Commemoration
With all of the talk about putting Reagan on the $10.00 bill and naming the Pentagon after him, I looked around my own home and decided that there weren't enough things named after Ronald Reagan. I decided to dedicate my hemorrhoid to his memory. From now on, it shall be known as the Ronald Reagan Memorial Hemorrhoid. (I had a grand opening a few days ago). It will serve as a constant reminder of how we collectively felt during the Reagan years.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 08:36 AM
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1. So are you better off now than you were
4 rears ago?

I'd say, put him on a credit card.

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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 08:56 AM
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2. Or on a Food Stamp.
(Not original; I saw it here on DU a few days ago).

pnorman
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 09:00 AM
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3. oh oh wait !!
Edited on Thu Jun-17-04 09:01 AM by amber dog democrat
how about a brand of catsup ?
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johnlal Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:02 AM
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4. Jelly beans?
You know when you're eating Jelly Belly (R) Jelly Beans (Reagan's favorites), and you're munching on a bunch of fruit-flavored beans, and then you bite into one that tastes like crap. Like a coffee or popcorn or something stupid. Those should be "Reagans".
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:39 AM
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5. catsup flavored.
with his face on the bag.
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