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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:15 PM
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How Do Neo-Cons Keep Clean?
http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm



With Neo-Con Toilet Paper.

Our Neo-Con Toilet Paper is garunteed to be as soft and white as the redneck who uses it.

http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:24 PM
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1. bravo!!!
I am going to post the link on another message board I frequent

this will piss off the fundies and cons there
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 05:00 PM
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5. GREAT!
"this will piss off the fundies"

I live to piss off.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:32 PM
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2. wrong: they use the Constitution and the Bill of Rights
yes INDEED
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:34 PM
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4. KUDOS. Good one.
:applause:
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 05:03 PM
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6. My Point Exactly
Each roll contains the US Constitution, the Geneva Convention and the Kyoto Global Warming Agreement.

A Neo-Con Smiles with every wipe.
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 10:39 PM
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8. Got another email last week
that claimed they used the left hand of their least senior servant.

How's that for creating jobs?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:32 PM
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3. Awesome!
:rofl:
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 11:42 AM
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7. I've received ten emails to date...
actually asking to purchase this imaginary product.

I hope these are toungue-in-cheek emailers, but they are starting to freak me out.
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