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With all the tidal systems and halocline systems and cellulosic ethanol and all that really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really cool stuff we're saved.
I'm going out to buy a big screen TV, an electric bed vibration machine and a really, really, really, really cool $120,000 electric sports car with really, really, really, really, really cool lithium battery pack with super fast ultra charge.
I'm going to park it in my 8,000 square foot garage next to my hydrogen hypercar SUV, the hydrogen generating machine (electric of course), and the five windmills that UPS has just delivered to my 132 acre estate. I may have to park my biodiesel powered Mercedes E320 station wagon away from one of the five doors to the garage though. Maybe I could just move the six electric lawn tractors though. Let me think about it, I'll get back to you.
I'm going to erect the windmills between my switchgrass fields and my rapeseed fields in which I grow my biodiesel. I hope this will not interfere with my family's sustainable forest practices, now twelve generations strong. Often we heat much of the 15,000 square foot main house - where all the windows are thermal and layered with an argon blanket - with certified sustainable wood with the most advanced catalysts in each of the 17 chimneys to reduce carbon monoxide and nitrogen emissions.
I think I may have to scale back some of the sustainable forest, since my molten salt solar thermal system has now expanded to five acres. Or maybe I can put the solar thermal sterling engines on top of the biodigesters, I don't know.
If I have to cut down some of the forest, I'll have to ask my Honduran field hands if they know how to use my steam powered chain saws and the steam lines from the molten salt solar heated bath.
My electric bill is only 52 cents a month by the way, and then it's only that high if it's cloudy.
I'm hoping to have the solar roofs installed on the guest houses before Katie Couric and the camera crews come to visit me and discuss my huge commitment to the environment. I hope she brings some cute interns interested in solar showers.
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