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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 01:25 PM
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Tonight on PBS: Ice porn!
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 01:29 PM
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1. Melting ice!
So nasty......
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:04 PM
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2. Did you ever notice -- ?
... that everything has been re-classified as "porn" EXCEPT porn?

Anything that has enthusiasts is __________ Porn.

Disaster Porn
Food Porn
Woodworking Porn
Computer Porn (distinct from "pr0n")
Slash Porn ("Kirk/Spock", "Adama/Roslin", or even "Kirk/Adama" -- note the slash)
Beer Porn
Nuke Porn (nuclear warfare)
Math Porn (cited recently during "Pi Week")
Science Porn
Hitler Porn
Shark Porn
Wine Porn (especially for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cork_Soakers">cork soakers)
Home Improvement Porn
Coffee Porn (!)
Death Porn
TV Porn
Open Source Porn
Christian Porn

But "Porn" is now "Erotica".

--d!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:06 PM
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3. You forgot geology porn
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:11 PM
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4. Yikes, we must outlaw showing that lest viewers get their rocks off viewing it!
Viewers who are stoned will be especially susceptible.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:15 PM
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6. To say nothing of River Porn . . .
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:46 PM
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7. .
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malakai2 Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 03:43 PM
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9. Where's the NSFW disclaimer?
I could get fired for looking at that kind of depravity.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 02:13 PM
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5. I just had a new client who is a porn star (and who will remain unnamed)
bring her kitty in this AM.

And she was referred here by another client who is, you guessed it, also a porn star.

I just thought this post needed a gratuitous porn response.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 03:12 PM
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8. I can see the dialogue on the set
:scared:
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 09:30 PM
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16. "Sick pussy?" "Yeah, how about you?"
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JohnWxy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 03:52 PM
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10. are you an agent?
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 05:10 PM
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12. ROFLMAO, no. I'm a veterinarian. But business is down.
Maybe I need to look at a different line of work??
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 05:34 PM
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14. Too bad your practice doesn't include chickens
:hide:
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GliderGuider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 01:24 PM
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22. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
If it's erotic you use a feather.
If it's kinky you use the whole chicken.
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 04:06 PM
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11. I would have thought that it would be difficult for her NOT to bring her kitty wherever she went...
Edited on Tue Mar-24-09 04:07 PM by truebrit71
...:evilgrin:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 05:10 PM
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13. Oh, you're so naughty.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 08:04 PM
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15. This scene writes itself
"Doctor, can you help me with my..."

Boom-chicka bow wow, Boom-chicka bow wow, Boom-chicka bow wow...

:rofl:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:31 AM
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19. Gotta love living in the San Fernando Valley
Before the internets about every other industrial space in Chatsworth was a porn studio.

Business is down. :cry:
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 10:03 PM
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17. Man, that was Porn-tastic!
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 10:07 PM by hatrack
Kind of makes me long for a new Nicole Kidman movie - "Glacial Moulin Rouge" or something like that . . .

:toast:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 10:12 PM
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18. That valley...
:sigh:
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 12:03 PM
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20. Are you talking about Columbia Glacier or the ice canyon on Greenland?
:shrug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 01:21 PM
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21. The ice canyon
:)
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 01:59 PM
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23. I wanted to find the nearest canoe rental place when I saw that!
:evilgrin:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 02:06 PM
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24. .
:cues the banjos:
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