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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:12 PM
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Coal. It does a body good.
For those who wisely eschew TV, you may not be aware of these ads.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20060301/pl_usnw/new_campaign_drives_the_point__there_s_a_lot_to_learn_about_coal__says_americans_for_balanced_energy_choices201_xml

The ads feature a kid doing their homework who looks up and talks to the camera about how his generation won't have to worry about oil supplies because we just have so damn much coal.

The ads are from an organization called ABEC, who's website says:



Americans for Balanced Energy Choices (ABEC) is a national, non-profit organization designed to promote a dialogue with community leaders across the U.S. on issues involving America's growing demand for electricity. ABEC will advocate in support of policies that strike the proper balance between protecting the environment and providing for continued economic growth and prosperity for America's working families.

Because they recognize the essential role that electricity from coal plays in protecting the environment while providing over half of the electricity used each day in the U.S., America's coal-based electricity industry (producers, transporters, and electricity generators) have provided the primary initial funding for this worthwhile project.



http://www.balancedenergy.org/abec/index.cfm?cid=7517

"essential role that electricity from coal plays in protecting the environment" :wtf:

Allow me to translate for the naive:



ABEC is a national industry lobby posing as an NPO, who have been tasked to sell coal industry needs and desires to local politicians. We will protect business interests from those sweaty environmentalists.

Because we feel threatened by the surge of interest in wind energy, and don't want to be thrown out with the oil bathwater, we in the coal industry are going astroturfing to remind you that we damn well control your electricity, and we want you to think that's just normal and will never change. Or at the very least, we expect you to swallow the line that we'll find new "clean" ways of using our filthy product.

Besides, we needed a facelift after the mine accidents. And the poison canned tuna.



So make sure to buy your kid a lump of coal for Christmas:

http://www.teachcoal.org/teacherstore/index.html

Oh, and lest there be doubt as to which local politicians will be bribed:

http://www.environment2004.org/story.php?id=564

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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:26 PM
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1. I eat Coalios for breakfast!
Yummy crunchy black chunks o' carbon mixed with colorful marshmallow bits. Just add milk and enjoy. Each serving contains the minimum daily requirement of mercury, arsenic, and cadmium you need. Mmmmmm. Coalios!
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:35 PM
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2. Christ almighty.
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 06:38 PM by Dead_Parrot
"We've all heard of climate change or global warming. Many of us even have our own opinion about whether this is a serious problem or an exaggerated concern.

If predicting the weather were easy, we'd never be caught in the rain without an umbrella. Predicting weather conditions a day or two in advance is hard enough ... so just imagine how hard it is to forecast what our climate will be 75 to 100 years in the future."

:argh:
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:40 PM
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3. Hurricanes, droughts, tornadoes, rising sea levels, toxic air and water.
What the fuck, who cares?

As long as you have a big SUV, you'll be all right.
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:56 PM
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4. A big coal-powered SUV, you mean.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 08:22 PM
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5. Or even charcoal.
Trees are just big weeds, you know.

Cut' em all down.
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:02 PM
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6. Cut??
What kind of commie enviro are you anyway?? We gotta mow down with BULLDOZERS!!!!!!!!!!!



































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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:09 PM
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7. Mountaintop-Removal Coal Mining: Expanding America's Horizons!
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:16 PM
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8. groan...
:spank:
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:53 PM
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9. How about: "Leveling the Energy Playing Field", or "Because It's There"
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