Didn't we just recently gain the ability to take tweezers on a plane?

zbdent

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:17 AM
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Didn't we just recently gain the ability to take tweezers on a plane?

And now I can't take my Diet Pepsi ...

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sgxnk

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:18 AM
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1. nor can you take snakes

<samuel jackson>

SNAKES!

M#$(#(F#$($#CKING snakes!!!

on a plane!!

</samuel jackson>

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zbdent

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM
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3. "Snakes ... why did it have to be snakes ..."

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sgxnk

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:33 AM
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4. and there aint a godamn thing you can do about it either damnit!

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zbdent

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:37 AM
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5. I'm thinking "Raiders ..."

and can I buy a vowel?

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sgxnk

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:39 AM
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6. humuhumunukunukuuapuaa

there a few vowels mister

this snakes on a plane thing is truly hilarious

it is so campy, i can't decide if it was intentionally campy (a la john waters) to name the film thusly, or if hollywood is really that thick.

it's frigging brilliant, regardless.

the movie (it's not a "film", it's a movie) has already generated tons of cult buzz and youtube spoof trailers

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zbdent

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:45 AM
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7. I love that fish

and the fact that they call the shark something like "Ah Ah" (I forget it exactly).

I can see the reasoning ... if it were the other way around could you imagine ...

You and a friend go out swimming ...

You see a shark. You yell out "Look out! humuhumunuku ... ah, never mind ..."

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sgxnk

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:50 AM
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8. i love that fish too

deep fried, with chips

:)

the shark is the amakua...

brevity is the soul of wit.

it's also important when there's a shark

speaking of sharks, i was an extra in jaws.

that's a fun fact ALL ABOUT ME :)

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MercutioATC

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Thu Aug-10-06 10:19 AM
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2. Knitting needles? Fine. A bottle of wine? No problem. A Slurpee?

...you terrorist! Why do you hate America?

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DeSwiss

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:11 AM
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9. Yeah, but Pepsi??? Jeez....

man come on!!!! j/k

:beer:

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orleans

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:31 AM
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10. can we still take five match books and two lighters??? n/t

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orleans

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Fri Aug-11-06 01:23 AM
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11. never mind--i just looked it up

i can still take four books of matches but no lighters

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/editorial_1012.shtm

but none of that "shampoo of mass destruction!"

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