Ghosts are keeping me awake, says Mutharika

dArKeR

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Ghosts are keeping me awake, says Mutharika

Lilongwe - Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has temporarily moved out of his state mansion, claiming it is haunted by ghosts, a senior aide said.

The Reverend Malani Mtonga, presidential aide on Christian affairs, said that Mutharika had asked the clergy to pray to "exorcise evil spirits".

"No strategy designed from the pits of hell will prosper against the president because we have asked for divine intervention to cast the blood of Jesus against any evil plots against the president," Mtonga told reporters on Saturday.

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whistle

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Sun Mar-13-05 11:00 PM
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1. Time to bring in the Ghost Busters

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Scout Finch

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Sun Mar-13-05 11:04 PM
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2. Ghostbusters? I'd say

This looks like a case for Scooby Doo, Shaggy, and the Mystery Machine.

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dArKeR

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Sun Mar-13-05 11:38 PM
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3. I believe their are substantiated reports of George aWol Bush have/has

seen ghosts in Lincoln's bedroom in the White House. Dan Rather interviewed aWol in the pre-coup of 2000. Rather asked aWol if he had ever seen Lincoln's ghost. aWol did NOT answer. Rather again pressed aWol with a refrased question if he'd seen any ghosts in Lincoln's bedroom. Again aWol refused to answer.

I sure hope I'm not the only one who remembers this!

What is in question was the time period Rather was refering to. I assumed it was when pa pa was Pres. and aWol was do crack/alcohol and having DT hallucinations. We all can see how well aWol's brain has developed. Blessed are those who do drugs!

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RaleighNCDUer

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Sun Mar-13-05 11:48 PM
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4. My dad seeing ghosts was the earliest overt sign of his

incipient Alzheimer's.

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Enquiringkitty

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Mon Mar-14-05 01:13 AM
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5. Bush thinks that God wanted him to be prez....maybe it was really the

ghost of Lincoln....or....maybe it is symptoms of schizophrenia.

"I hear thing; I hear things"

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