Self arrest form - Democratic Underground

RoeBear

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-13-03 10:11 AM
Original message

Self arrest form

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

I'm assuming that this is intended as humor...but maybe not.

"A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest."

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-13-03 10:13 AM
Response to Original message

1. Duh....................

Edited on Sat Dec-13-03 10:14 AM by BJ

THIS FORM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

Still funny.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

RoeBear

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-13-03 10:18 AM
Response to Reply #1

3. I hadn't read it to...

...the end yet. But if the form is actually submittable I bet you would get a visit from your local PD.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

UrbScotty

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-13-03 10:17 AM
Response to Original message

2. I should come to J/PS more often. LOL. (nt)

Edited on Sat Dec-13-03 10:18 AM by ih8thegop

:-)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

alwynsw

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-13-03 12:18 PM
Response to Original message

4. A PD with an "official" sense of humor!

I love it!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Sun May 05th 2024, 11:44 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.