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jpak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:21 AM
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Naked man arrested for wielding gun - in National Forest
http://www.kmov.com/news/off-beat/Armed-naked-man-arrested-for-weilding-gun-125873673.html

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- At least it's not a concealed weapon. Joseph Alfieri is charged with being publicly nude and causing an annoyance. Witnesses say he was wandering around a Utah national forest campground in the buff and carrying a gun. The Florida man faces misdemeanor charges. Fellow campers told park rangers the man was wearing just holster while holding a pistol. They say he was also yelling at a river.

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open carry has gone too far

yup
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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:27 AM
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1. How do you wear a holster while naked? Sounds like he was drunk to me.
Must've been a shoulder, thigh, or ankle holster.

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PavePusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:28 AM
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3. Ummm, you can wear a belt without clothes... Just sayin'.... n/t
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tortoise1956 Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 12:57 AM
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27. That depends...
When I was young and in shape, I could have strapped a Barrett .50 in a hip holster and it would have stayed there. Now that my chest has migrated to my waist, a water pistol would drag the holster down to my ankles!
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:28 AM
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2. It’s impolite and embarrassing to have your strap-on poking out in public.
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:33 AM
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4. Almost sounds like a middle school joke.

Humans are a strange lot, eh?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:39 AM
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5. Bwahahahahaha.
I wonder if he was riding a bicycle like the guy in AZ.

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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:47 AM
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6. Where did they want him to conceal it?
Conceal and carry laws didn't cover this.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:56 AM
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7. I can think of one place.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:09 AM
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8. What about his 2nd Amendment right to bare buns?
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jeepnstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:19 AM
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9. The story states...
he was arrested on "being publicly nude", which is probably a big deal in Utah, and "causing an annoyance". Neither of those sound like a weapons charge. If he was indeed yelling at a river I'm going to go with "mental illness" for $500, Alex.

Try harder to gin up some moral outrage. This story just doesn't deliver.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:28 AM
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10. A winning combo -
mental illness and guns.

The story does deliver.
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eqfan592 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:30 AM
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11. Yes, clearly the only answer...
...is to start treating everybody as mentally ill until they prove otherwise....

:sarcasm:

Not only does the story fail to deliver, but you do as well (as per usual).
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:32 AM
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12. This guy was acting rationally in your world, wasn't he?
Yessireeeeee.
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eqfan592 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:37 AM
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13. LOL!
You really zinged me there!

:eyes: :rofl:

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jeepnstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 10:05 AM
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15. How?
He was presenting a behavior that by most any standard was unacceptable and was taken into police custody without any violence.

We'll never know this poor fellows medical background but I'm willing to bet he should have not been able to pass a NICS check but somehow did. Simply put, many states do not obey the law that is supposed to keep the mentally ill from buying firearms. It's even more difficult for a private seller to make sure they're not doing business with someone under disability from owning a firearm.

I get to go visit a guy later today who recently tried to kill his childhood friend with a sword. He's got problems by any measure, and nary a felony conviction to his name. I'd be willing to bet he'd pass a NICS check.

Taking away my firearm isn't going to cure anyone's mental illness, except maybe for the moral prohibitionists among us who believe against all logic that they can legislate their way to a peaceful American society. They'd at least be able to whip up a bit more comfort in the alternate reality they choose for themselves.
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 02:36 PM
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20. Have a safe vist.
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DonP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:51 AM
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14. At least it's not concealed carry ntxt
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 10:05 AM
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16. some people would be disturbed about seeing his gun poking out.
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gravity556 Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 12:42 PM
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17. Wonder how many Utah beers he had to drink
to end up hammered, naked, armed and in an argument with a body of water?

And it doesn't appear that his being armed had anything to do with his being arrested. He was arrested for being naked in public and screaming at a river, disturbing other campers.

yup.

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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 01:58 PM
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18. "Wonder how many Utah beers he had to drink"
"to end up hammered, naked, armed and in an argument with a body of water?"

Apparently you were never in a fraternity in college or ever had a "real life experience" during Drums and Space.

Of course I ended up hammered, naked, unarmed, in an argument with a flag that tore a hole in the sky letting the bats in.
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gravity556 Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 02:18 PM
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19. "Of course I ended up hammered, naked, unarmed, in an argument with a flag"
I've been pretty wrecked on a few occasions, but I've never been in an argument with an inanimate object. Hat's off to you, sir!
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PavePusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 05:50 PM
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24. The real kicker would be...
if he lost the argument...
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:03 AM
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30. I cannot recall who won the argument... But since the bats were let in...
I'd say we all lost that day.
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SteveM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 03:51 PM
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21. On hammering naked arms...
I came home, started dancing to a Pet Shop Boys song and stumbled over the sofa, barking 2 square inches off my foot -- and laughed about it while dipping my foot into a river of bath water.
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 04:17 PM
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22. So... You understand.
It is indeed a unique club membership.
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SteveM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 05:11 PM
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23. Dogs howl and cats cringe when I come home.
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Hoyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:27 PM
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25. Typical gun carrier -- naked and a holster.
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eqfan592 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 08:34 PM
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26. Most pointless post of the month award goes to: Hoyt! nt
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:02 AM
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29. MPPOTM....
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Union Scribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:40 AM
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28. Where do you live? It sounds interesting.
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 08:41 AM by Union Scribe
Like a militia nudist colony or something?
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eqfan592 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:35 AM
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31. LOL! You almost owed me a new laptop right there! :P nt
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