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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:13 PM
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IMPORTANT - ALL J/PS USERS PLEASE READ!!!
Forgive the ALL CAPS, But this is important.

Read this post and follow the instructions.

After discussions between moderators and admin the conclusion was reached that this issue of guns in Justice and Public Safety is too divisive for this forum. As you ponder this decision please consider that nearly all potential arguments have been made and answered multiple times.

Therefore, from the time of this post forward, on the 1st day of the 2nd quarter of the Calendar Year 2004, posts of gun discussion are banned in J/PS.

Post of such will be removed, Pro Gun Control or RKBA. Reference to the Gun Dungeon or the Gungeon will be removed. More than 5 such violations by any one member will result in permanent banning.

Thank you for your consideration of this post and please enjoy the new and improved Justice and Public Safety Forum, home to discussions of "Crime, Drugs, Death Penalty, Recidivism, Etc."

RoadRunner
Lunabush

DU J/PS Moderators
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FeebMaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:18 PM
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1. It's probably for the best.
Now I can get back up to GD: C2004 and argue about slave labor.
:)
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:20 PM
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2. APRIL FOOL'S
Nice try though.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:22 PM
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3. No
Pleae read and follow the instructions in the post.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:25 PM
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4. Ok, if you're not kidding...
...you picked the wrong day to do it.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:28 PM
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5. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:29 PM
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6. New quarter, new rules
enjoy the peace

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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:37 PM
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8. If This Isn't an April Fool's Day Prank...
...I'm gonna enjoy it!

:-)
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:35 PM
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7. You forgot LAWN DARTS dammit!!!
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 02:39 PM by slackmaster
What about the right to keep and bear LAWN DARTS???

:argh:

Thank you for your consideration of this post and please enjoy the new and improved Justice and Public Safety Forum, home to discussions of "Crime, Drugs, Death Penalty, Recidivism, Etc."

Oh, and you need to update the forum main menu

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_forums

And the Latest Threads main page

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=latest_threads
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:41 PM
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9. Elad will get to that shortly
I am assured.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:48 PM
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10. Lawn darts and nail guns are outlawed too.
Also banned are water pistols, cap guns, collectable guns, and top guns.

Please feel free, however, to post "Recidivism in the News" threads.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:52 PM
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11. Potato guns
You didn't say potato guns.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:08 PM
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13. Potato Guns
Potato Guns are also banned from discussion. See, Guns was tagged on the end. Guns, banned from discussion. That means, rifles, pistols, Saturday night specials, any other thing your active imagination can conjure up that is considered a firearm.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:12 PM
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15. Please do not get around this rule by using the Quayle alternate
spelling

Potatoe Gunes.
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FeebMaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:15 PM
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17. The ATF doesn't consider potato guns
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:36 PM
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25. The ATF is simply another arm of the NRA
they are all in cahoots.
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FeebMaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:57 PM
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30. Those bastards!
They all had me fooled.
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FeebMaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:13 PM
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16. Damn I was writing my post while this was posted.
I hope it slips by. Jarts are a hot button issue.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:15 PM
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18. Lawn Darts, Jarts, Pointy Lawn toys by any other name
banned from discussion.

Undoubtedly, we will have some growing pains. We will cut some slack initially, but with Roadrunner down here there is a new sheriff in town and we will have cooperation.

eom.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:25 PM
Response to Reply #18
21. "Cut" some "slack", eh?
I see you are all plotting against me.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #21
23. Excuse me, that would be a poor choice in words
or, as it were, usernames. Are you a disciple of Bob Duab?
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:43 PM
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27. you will get my grandfather's lawn darts

When you pry them from the cat's cold, dead forehead.

.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 04:30 PM
Response to Reply #27
32. Now that was seriously funny!
:)
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:30 PM
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22. How about STAPLE GUNS?
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #22
24. Permitted
if not used as weapons. However, you might consider the Lounge the more appropriate venue for discussion of actual work.
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:06 PM
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12. Nice try...
I'm laughing.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:08 PM
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14. He who laughs last
didn't read the rules.
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:16 PM
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19. According to the "announcement"
gun posts are only banned today. I love it, funny.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:20 PM
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20. I assure that was a typo
Now and forever.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:41 PM
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26. well fine
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 03:46 PM by iverglas


You got me.

Because I'm obviously a slavish sheep under the boot of authority moron cock-eyed optimist.

But no, I know it has to be true, because I have seen the truth. Unless ... you don't know the rules!!!

The message was posted waaaay after noon, board time, and everybody knows that noon is the deadline for April fools, and so -- and I'm sorry, but it just has to be said -- April Fool's was gone and past, so you'd be the biggest fool at last, if this were an April fool.

Even bigger than somebody who calls moderators fools. Nyah.

I forgot about it this year. Seven years ago I emailed my siblings and called my mother and told them I'd decided to marry this poetry professor in North Carolina I'd met on line (whom they knew about) and I was packing up and applying for a green card. My siblings emailed me back to tell me to piss off; my mother has learned that nothing is to be ruled out in our family, and is too polite to express her real opinions, but was pretty sure that I hadn't gone quite that mad.

And last week I forgot the five-year anniversary of meeting the present co-vivant, when he emailed me a clever note in response to the "anti-social socialist, funny feminist, atheist in search of soulmate" thing I'd posted ages before. I was bored and jaded, and said he should just tell me his thoughts on Kosovo.<*> So I awoke the following Monday morning to find the first 3, followed rapidly by the next 5, in a series of compositions detailing his thoughts on Kosovo. How could I not have given him my house key when we met three weeks later? And how could he forget the anniversary?

____

<*> There are a lot of anniversaries this week. PBS has a two-hour documentary on Rwanda tonight, which maybe we could argue about some more afterward ...

.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:45 PM
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28. Delightful post
so I will forgive the bit about the mods being fools. However, please familiarize yourself with the new rules. They are in place and effective now.

thank you for your attention.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 03:55 PM
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29. hah!
You can't touch me. Those tombstone thingies say "HE disrupted poorly". If the admin is not going to use gender-appropriate tombstones, then they're just shit out of luck in my case. Unless they want to be reported to some authoritarian authority somewhere which will come and set its iron heel on their neck and squeeze until they say "aunt".

.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 04:29 PM
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31. Great, now you are poiting out flaws of the Admins
it was bad enough when you picked on moderators, now you want to start in on Admin.

Those Canadiens, always trying to pick a fight with USAmericans.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 04:36 PM
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33. poiting out flaws?

Wazzat, some kind of attempt to get around the rule against pointy things?

If you fooled yourself with that one, this should be fun.

Next up, the National Trifle Association and its magazines for kids who like to play with gunk.

.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 04:44 PM
Response to Reply #33
34. National Ruffles Association
an association of connoisseurs of fine linens or potato(e) chips with ridges?
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 04:53 PM
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35. the Pink Pistils

They are, after all, the distaff half of the flower.

Oh no, a botanical genitalia allusion! Next thing you know, Benchley will be calling Charlton Heston a senile old stamen.

.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 05:03 PM
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36. Don't give Benchley any ideas
He might become dangerous.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 05:09 PM
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37. Get your paw-paws off me, you damned dirty grape!
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Me Me Meme Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 05:29 PM
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38. I think this is a great idea!
I've been reading DU for about 3.5 years, and reading J/PS for about 2 - 2.5 of those years. And I've always thought that the RKBA threads started in GD were more even-tempered, broad-based, and significantly less polarized than they became when they were inevitably shoved down to this forum.

I also noticed that certain voices were often notably absent from those threads until they were moved, at which time the tone of the thread would begin to deteriorate. But there's no way to elaborate on that without intentionally violating a DU rule. Anybody who reads the forum knows the players anyway.

I think GD is a far better forum for these discussions. Good move, mods!!!
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DonP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:25 PM
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39. Adieu my friends. See you in the Lounge, GD et. al.
... and on various and sundry gun boards for discussing the finer points.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:55 PM
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42. don't abandon me!

... and on various and sundry gun boards for discussing the finer points.

Maybe I'm ready for the big time. ;) Where should I look?

Links?

.
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 07:09 PM
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44. Links?
We don't need no stinkin' links.
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DonP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 07:15 PM
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45. Just check with your local gun shop for some web sites
There used to be a nice shop somewhere near Yonge and Bloor or was it in Yorkville behind Hemingway's? (Or was that my alcohol crazed imagination after a long night of work?)

Actually, now you probably have to go all the way out to Western Ontario by Dryden, Nestor Falls, Sioux Narrows and points West for a lot of people that drive and fly bush planes with a 30-30 as standard equipment.

Or, if all else fails, just follow the blood running in the streets uphill to the local gunnies.

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natasha1 Donating Member (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:32 PM
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40. HOOORAAAY!
I for one am ecstatic that the voice of anti-firearms folks will be squelched from this voice of our Democratic Party on the net!

This is a great victory for freedom.

Thank you admins!

Now to work on squelching this voice in the Democratic Party itself...

Nat
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 07:03 PM
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43. Onward and upward...
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Maurkov Donating Member (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:38 PM
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41. I, for one, am disappointed
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 06:39 PM by Maurkov
I only just discovered the <censored>, and was enjoying the rousing discussions of <censored>, even when they bordered on <censored>. <censored> about the <censored> when <censored><censored><censored>.

Any chance of opening things up again after the election?
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 08:58 PM
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46. Locking
:evilgrin: Happy April Fool's Day :evilgrin:

love ya,

Lunabush

:pals:

:grouphug:
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