Alex Jones: "All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points."

You heard it here first! Fluoridated tap water has sapped and impurified Alex Jone's precious bodily fluids, er, I mean, reduced his IQ. Well, that explains a lot. Although, if I were Jones's viewers I might question why we should believe anything from a man who claims to be even more mentally retarded than he appears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpFu_bYkomc

That lovely little sound bite occurs about 3:05 into the video.

"Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"

Any IQ placed next to Alex Jones is immediately wicked away so that it no longer affects the situation.

:rofl:

now thats some funny shit I dont care who you are.

You do realize you are posting on DU, not the JREF forums?

just askin

Also, is the fact that a majority of DU OCTabarnicles hang out at JREF and act like AJ when they post here.

Just sayin

funny chit mun

You might want to work on your grammar also - this sentence



makes no sense.

apparently, in addition to their own physics, truthers have invented their own language.

Does that incomprehensible gibberish mean something?

Sid

I thought maybe I'd lost touch with popular culture and slang.

Its funny how people flock to the off color posts I make but cant seem to bring themselves to post on such matters as this http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=195835&mesg_id=195835

Cmon wheres your sense of humor?
Cant ya all just lighten up some ?
I mean its not my fault you OCTabarnicles are humorless!! Defending the official story has wore you down..........I Understand.... "its hard werk"

that gets 3 whole replies, and you think you touched a nerve?

Tell me, what colour is the sky in your fantasy world?

Sid

Edit: speeling

anything ?

Does he really believe all this stuff or is he just a conman pure and simple saying whatever he thinks will make him a buck?

I think he believes it....

I'm not sure either option comforts me.

I make bold to say this simply because I've watched a great deal of Alex--possibly more than most of his fans. Alex's cable-access show is hard to avoid here in Austin, and I became fascinated with it. So I'm an amateur student of the guy.

Actual quote: "The government keeps giant, honeycombed hives of toddlers drugged on lithium." No sources given.

He may be scrambled to the point where he doesn't really "know".

I should say interesting

On a recent Austin cable show, Alex said some people from the Independent News Channel are doing a documentary about him. I trust Alex on this one, so maybe we'll get to see the big guy in action. I hope they talk about some of the weird stuff he believes (e.g., "There are live AIDS viruses in the corn"), and where he gets it all from.

http://perrylogan.org/AlexBleef.html

In particular, he sounds like he's repeating old rejected X-Files scripts verbatim. Did the producers and writers of the X-Files use Alex Jones for inspiration? Or did Alex Jones watch the X-Files while stoned a few too many times?

Although I agree with Jones on one thing. I thoroughly believe that Walmart is a DoD black op. How else to explain why perfectly intelligent people enter and within minutes are standing slack jawed in the middle of ketchup aisle? Seriously, back when Walmart was my only choice for groceries I went without ketchup for months because I could never break through the throng of zombies. Walmart stores must be testing some new secret defense dept. mind-control weapon.

Just wow.

The man is a stark raving lunatic.

Thought you might like to know. Alex recently said that on his Austin cable show. It was a typical Alex statement--no links, no sources, no nothing.

And Reagan paid for Star Wars, so it makes perfect sense.