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Why don't you ask these guys the same quetion?
William Seger (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-16-08 10:18 AM
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1. Q: How do you get...
... four elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Two in front, two in the back.
William Seger (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-18-08 06:42 PM
4. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: NO! It must work really well!
SDuderstadt (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-18-08 06:44 PM
5. This morning, I got up and shot an elephant....
in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
William Seger (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-18-08 09:57 PM
6. Q: How many imaginary elephants...
... will fit on the head of a pin?
A: Only one, unless you stack them.
if that is so important to you so be it
...from my friend Stuart
http://www.youtube.com/user/spiritualstu
I wish to walk my spiritual pathway, and share that walk with others who feel the same.
I am a Spiritualist.
I am a Lightworker.
I am aware of Spirit.
I believe in Angels....because i've seen one!
I embrace ALL faiths, beliefs & religions!! In my opinion, there is no right, and there is no wrong. there just "is."
" The ancient tree has many leaves, but all are fed by the same root."
Sometimes, walking a spiritual path is not easy.
I often feel like a drunk man, falling into the thorn bushes by the side of the road, cursing, getting up again, taking 3 steps backwards and 1 step forward, falling into the thorns again, shaking my fist at the heavens, getting up, brushing myself down and THEN...looking back down the path and seeing just how far i have come...I LOVE IT :0))
I know that Spirit are around us always and Angels really do exist. I hope that someday, in this life, everyone can experience this truth.
So....i'm not your stereotypical Truck driver :0)
Love & Light to ALL.
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
http://www.spiraloflight.com/images/flower.html
...from my friend Ludmila
Enlightenment is for the brave. You must wake up. Each conscious seeker must be ready to accept this challenge! Only those, who want to achieve awakening, will taste freedom."ZANKO