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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:24 PM
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Tell me I'm crazy: I thought bush said "evil green eyeshadow" Did he???
I did a double take, but was drinking my Diet Coke when he said it and wasn't quite sure of what I heard.

What WAS that? Why was he talking about cosmetics???
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:25 PM
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1. Duelling green eyeshades.
Accountant thing.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:32 PM
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11. That "duelling green eyeshades" line is gonna win him a Rove spanking

Bad monkey. Bad bad monkey. Do NOT think on your own. Do NOT improvize! Bad monkey! No happyjuice for you!

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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:32 PM
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12. Is THAT what that means? Is that some local Missoura reference they
looked up to add the 'folksy' to his bullshsit?

I've never heard that before. I thought it was another, talking out loud to himself moment when he caught two particularly hot fundy types in the audience with their makeup gun set on whore.
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tblue37 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:25 AM
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23. The image of the accountant
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 12:27 AM by tblue37
as a little guy sitting at a desk and wearing a green eyeshade is a standard image. If you ever watch old movies, you will see such characetrs fairly frequently. But the allusion is pretty passe now, so no one under a certain age is likely to understand it.
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DeadHead67 Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:37 AM
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24. It's green and looks like the 'bill' of a baseball cap.. . . . .
. . .but without the cap. Seems like I used to see those in 'period' or historic movies, worn by bank tellers, and railroad ticket clerks, usually with celluloid collars and sleeve garters. Really arcane imagery! What did he mean by that?
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 01:24 AM
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27. Oh. Now i get it. I heard eyeSHADOW, not eyeSHADE as in the
green hat you describe.

Still, eyeshade? WTF is that? Nice 1880's reference their numbnuts, no wonder you wove in the Dred Scott decision, you're debate prep outta break into 20th century arcana in time for the third debate!!
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:25 PM
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2. I think he said, dueling green eyeshades
meaning they have accountants who aren't agreeing with the numbers.

Accountants only slow things down
Figures get in the way

Right, Evita?
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:04 AM
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16. Kewpie doll for you!
Reality must never intrude in Bushworld!!
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:25 PM
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3. LOL!!! I TIVOed it, but I will listen for shades
of 'evil green eyeshadow'!!
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:25 PM
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4. "Battling green eyeshades"...
... meaning accountants with different figures.
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:26 PM
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5. he said green shades - referring to bean counters I think - his
archaic way of saying he and Kerry have different numbers (different green shades, like the visors oldtime accountants wore?)
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:05 AM
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17. Yip.
Like, the correct numbers and well, Bush's numbers.
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:12 AM
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21. Bean counters, body bag counters, so what?
Bush is remarkably independent of facts and reality. His whole life seems to revolve around misrepresenting what he is doing or has done, and deflecting blame. I'd say 95% of his energy is devoted to this, while Mr Cheney and Mr Wolfowitz run the White House.

Bush isn't interested in bean counters who accurately count beans. His idea of bean counters are those who are willing to lie about how many beans there are. Bizarre.
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:44 AM
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25. 95% of his energy devoted to covering his ass is right - considering that
his mind can't wrap itself around anything more complex than, say, a bean burrito, we should understand why this ass covering activity exhausts the little man and he has to get lots of sleep at night and diversion during the day through manic exercise.
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Bongo Prophet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:54 AM
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26. The beans have been counted and recounted and....
Shades of 2000.

He could have sent us to duelingGreenEyeshades.com
Or fightingArmGarters.com or some other porn site.

I wish Cheney had sent us all to whitehouse.com....that worked out great though.
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:26 PM
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6. I didn't get the whole green eyeshadow, eyeshades thing
But, I thought I heard bush say green eyeshadow, too. I took it as a drag reference of some sort.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:26 PM
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7. Dueling green eyeshades
Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 11:27 PM by aden_nak
But when he said it, I actually thought of two big-haired southern women trying to out-purty each other by putting on too much eyeshadow.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:26 PM
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8. You should send that to a mondegreen (misheard lyrics) site ...
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I Lean Left Donating Member (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:27 PM
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9. Positively
Almost everyone in America went 'what did he say???'
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:29 PM
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10. Oh my GOD ... I understood him perfectly ... does that mean...
I'm losing my mind? That I'm developing dementia like Bushie? That I'm a clueless ape?

Say it ain't so!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:34 PM
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13. I know what you mean
I not only heard what he said, it occurred to me instantly what he meant, for some odd reason. Still thought it was utterly ridiculous though.
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:34 PM
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14. The trouble with that reference is, that it goes over the
heads of most people these days.

How many people thirty and under associate a green eye-shade with accountants?

Many of us do all our accounting on the Internet(s), and increasingly, we do our banking and buying on the Internet(s).

I taught an accounting class a few years ago. Not because I wanted to, but because I had had a couple of classes in college, and they were short a teacher for one section. I rarely used the textbook. I assigned some reading, but we did most things in the computer lab.

Green eye-shade, my ass.
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scarface2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:48 PM
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15. i m an accountant
and calling one a 'green eyeshade' is equivalent to calling someone a nigger.
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:07 AM
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19. That's our President!
Not afraid to call a shade a shade!

What an ultramaroon.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:07 AM
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20. No way
SERIOUSLY????? Tell me you are serious. It's an insult??
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:06 AM
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18. Not cosmetics; a brim hat accountants used to wear
To reflect light glare...back in the good ol' days. Like Charles Dickens.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:18 AM
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22. IMAGE OF THE ELUSIVE GREEN EYESHADE
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