Here's my e-mail I just sent to bush about wood.

"I just found out on the Internets that George Bush owned a lumber company. I need some wood. Can you tell me what kind of wood George Bush sells, and if there's a discount for American citizens? Thanks."

Now that we know the president is in the lumber business, we should all ask him about it. Here's his e-mail address: president@whitehouse.gov

When I sat down to see the debate, I sawdust start to fly! Wooden you know it, Bush turns out to be in the lumber selling business! I always knew he was a Mill-ionaire, but that's knothole-ly true! His wealth is tree-mendous! That man has chips! But he leaves us in the larch, running away to his branch in Texas! Ask him to talk and he gives us every chestnut in the book! Still, he does like those who sell flowers! He wrote the Healthy Florests Initiative, didn't he?

From the timber of his remarks, I saw-millitary intervention as Lumber One on his to-do list from the start! Yew know, while I pine for the days of President Clinton, I can also say I don't Kerry a grudge. Johnestly! I feel very cord-ial toward him. Even if he is a willow the wisp...

Still, the Senator's remarks about his service in Oaken-owa or wherever it was, seemed stiff. It was either the red carpent-er he was decidedly sappy! Tree minutes into the debark-le I was ready to forget the whole thing (it wasn't very poplar with me at the moment) and just go chopping! Yes, I was that board! What I saw mitre might not chain-ge my mind. Still, it may do forestart!

The events of 9/11 have not had as dramatic an effect as I thought when I saw Bush's stump speech then. I felt the firewood make us harder, not just testier. Now I'm just cherry of the whole mess.

No, America is not out of the woods yet... But then, that's just my o'piñon!

Tree-Oh-Nine

I'm sensing a 'Got Wood?' ad campaign in the making.

Too funny!!!! :yourock:!!!!!