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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:34 AM
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#1 Killer Issue at Next Debate...
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 03:28 AM by A-Schwarzenegger
The Return of the Split-Screen; or, Bush's Freak Face.

In St Louis, in order to control his raging idiot face
while Kerry talked, * turned into the Blinking Jaw-Grinder.
Although it's not really *Grinding* because it looks
like his teeth aren't even touching. It's an "Air Jaw-Grind".
But it didn't have as much affect because the Split-Screen
was minimized because of the format. Next time they're back stuck
at the podiums, and by now everybody knows what their views are
on all/many/most issues, so the last debate will focus
almost entirely on the bizarre acrobatics of *'s face
and the clues they hold to his deteriorating
emotional/psychological condition.

You can't beat Democracy. You can't beat Freedom.
You can't beat TV. You can't beat the Split-Screen.
You can't beat those squirming devils that want to
burst like aliens out of your crazy face.
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aldian159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:39 AM
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1. Yeah
And since the debate is domestic policy, where Bush has an even more pathetic record than foreign policy, he will be more and more smirky as the night progresses.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:05 AM
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2. Split screen RAWWWWWWWWWKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:50 AM
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3. Bushie's domestic policy privatize privatize privatize
he thinks public service is the public serving him and his buddys i won't be happy till his buddies and familly serve time in one of thier privatized jails......harsh but they sicken me with thier agenda that 80% of the bushites don't even pick up on.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 02:24 PM
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5. Two billion people will be watching his face
on that global split-screen test.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 06:50 AM
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4. Rove didn't know what a wild force he unleashed
when he tried to control the dreaded ... SPLIT-SCREEN!
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