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mzmolly

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Sat Oct-09-04 02:49 PM
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OMG, Olbermann's Blog! LOL

Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 03:40 PM by mzmolly

Oops, forgot the link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5445086/

Scroll down to see Blow by blow, the Hooey in Saint Looey:

I hate to blow the punchline but this is worth sharing ...

The Scorer's Table, having taken two hours to let the Blogosphere complete its due diligence (and to permit the scorer to retreat to a corner of the room, don cold compresses, and moan quietly), can now quote the truth from "Factcheck.Org": "President Bush himself would have qualified as a 'small business owner' under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise." Brooks Jackson's marvelous site noted that the timber interest was listed under "royalties" in his 2002 and 2003 returns, indicating The Texas Thunderbolt still has an interest in said concern.

The point awarded to Mr. Bush in the thirteenth round is hereby withdrawn and awarded to Mr. Kerry, for the latter's enterprising hoisting of his opponent on said opponent's own petard.

Mr. Bush is also penalized three points for a truth foul.
Mr. Bush is further penalized two points for getting snarky while in the act of being factually incorrect.

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The final points scoring is now adjusted from Kerry 15, Bush 12, to Kerry 16, Bush 6. The Scorer thus designates the outcome as a Kerry victory outside the margin for statistical error.

The scorer's table reproaches President Bush for not knowing when he has wood. :evilgrin:

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KittyWampus

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Sat Oct-09-04 02:55 PM
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1. HaHaHa! Keith Olberman Recanted... I THOUGHT He Was Being A Wag

Did I tell you he's my new boyfriend? :)

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mzmolly

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Sat Oct-09-04 02:56 PM
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2. Nuh ah! He's MY new boyfriend!

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Shopaholic

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Sat Oct-09-04 03:12 PM
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5. Hey may be your new boyfriend

but he's going to be the father of my children!

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mzmolly

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Sat Oct-09-04 03:34 PM
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7. Well, I guess it's over between he and I then.

*piff* :P

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Scoopie

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Sat Oct-09-04 04:45 PM
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8. LOL!

:D

And, you know what's even more funny - all the Clarkies, Deanies and Edwardians are AGREEING on Olbermann. That man is a UNITER. Heh!

;)

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Out the Parasites

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Sat Oct-09-04 02:57 PM
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3. someone needs a pic of bush with EGG of his face!

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RebelYell

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Sat Oct-09-04 03:08 PM
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4. This is all I could come up with

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Out the Parasites

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Sun Oct-10-04 09:52 AM
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9. LOL

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Scoopie

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Sat Oct-09-04 03:26 PM
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6. Hmmmm....

Gotcha all beat.
He uses my ideas.:P

I wrote a lymerick about the "Hooey in St. Louie" two days ago.;)

Love that Keith! :loveya:

In any case, I think he's a class act for waiting up until the blog-o-sphere vetted the timber story.

So, when Bush falls, can we all say "TIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBERRRRR!"

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