Bush Scan. Tomorrow. - Democratic Underground

jrthin

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:26 PM
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Bush Scan. Tomorrow.

Shrub should be scanned tomorrow night for any wiring. Who's to tell, maybe this man has been "wired-up" all his political life. May be all along, Bush has been cheating.

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Vanje

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:29 PM
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1. I'd like to see him drug tested also.

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Minimus

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:32 PM
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3. isn't drug testing a requirement for government employees?

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tedoll78

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:37 PM
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7. I worked at the IRS..

with some of the most over-medicated people in the world. We'd've lost half of our workforce, easily. And no, I'm not kidding.

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ClintonTyree

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:31 PM
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2. Wire Kerry up.....................

with a jammer. Then sit and watch Bush stammer and stutter and throw the election away.

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dave502d

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:33 PM
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4. He's on drugs just like Rush.

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BR_Parkway

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:35 PM
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5. Better yet, hack it and feed him some interesting phrases to

repeat:

"Of course we made up the intel, I wanted Saddam from day 1 - but I'm the commander in cheif, no one can question what I do."

"Abortion? They are wrong. I knew after I paid for that girl's that it was something I never could do again"

"I'm Gawd fearing, of course I am. Lets face it, alot more of those stupid churches are supporting me than the drunks I used to hang out with"

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DoYouEverWonder

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:47 PM
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9. Hack him and then tell him

you're God.

Hey George, Georgie Creamcheese. This is the voice of your conscience.

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Vanje

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Wed Oct-13-04 12:44 AM
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10. I want to hear him say....

...."I am the lizard king!"

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seabeyond

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:37 PM
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6. make him hold arms out like i have to at airports

and scan him................

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KT2000

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Tue Oct-12-04 05:43 PM
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8. Thought you meant brain scan

but that would work too. Maybe both candidates could have brain scans - Kerry's would be lit up like a Christmas tree and Shrubs would be a dark cave.

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