I support President Bush Because...

Here are mine:

Calm down DU. This is a section on shrub's site where you can post comments for the P-resident. This is what I posted...

Name: Hal E. Burton
Address: 2800 FM 519 E
Texas City, TX 77592-0568
(Real Address for Brown and Root-Halliburton subsidiary)
email: halburton2004@netscape.net (real e-mail)

Comments:
Before President Bush got into office, I was struggling to make ends meet. But under his strong leadership and because of his war against terror, I am now making more money than I ever thought possible. This would have never happened under a Democratic President. Thanks for all the extra income President Bush.

I hope they post my comment along with the other retards and glassy eyed conservatives listed on his site.

Morans.

Post yours here: http://www.georgewbush.com/News/support.aspx

Robert Redstate

And now I am no longer the stoopidest MFer in America. The pResident is.

I like not being the stoopidest MFer in America.

I wonder how long it will be up there?

:crazy:

but that was very funny!

I support George Bush because I totally trust him - I don't have to think for myself anymore because he has such connections with God. Even though there weren't WMDs in Iraq and thousands of people have lost their lives, it's ok, because George Bush is such a nice guy.

They have to be believable (something a bush supporter would write hint-use small words- and understated. I like it.

What is wrong with these people? Their reasons for supporting him sounded like soundbytes from his ads. None of the ones posted there have any real substance as to why they're supporting him. I am beginning to agree with Bill Engvall, the comedian. They all need to wear a sign.

That's what I've been saying about Bush supporters in real life. I've tried a few times to engage them in conversation to find out what reason they could possibly have for still supporting him when he's made it obvious to the entire world that he's evil & incompetent. Wouldn't you think a sane person would feel embarrassed to even admit he believes Bush's lies & still supports him? But no, they sound like a band of robots, mindlessly chanting campaign ads. It's totally bizarre. :freak:

Orwellian. :scared:

I support President Bush because it is better to kill a fetus with a bomb than to allow poor woman to use abortion to control their financial future or save their lives. Remember life ends at birth.

Rev Motherson

I support President Bush because I believe that the countries in the Mid East should be brought in line becase they have so much oil, and we here in the U.S. need it to heat our homes and drive our cars. Those people don't even need heat. They live in the desert. And I don't even think they have cars yet over there.

Angie

That sounds like something a Bush supporter might say.

"And I don't even think they have cars yet over there." :evilgrin:

What the HELL drugs are these people on? They should sell them and buy a Porsche.

Mine -

From: Monaytu Burn

Bush/Cheney's presidency has been stallwart in the the rescusitation of America's impoverished, creating hundreds of opportunites in growth fields such as ammunition reception, depleted uranium inhilation testing, detonation inspection and foreign life depletion. I sure am looking forward to four more years of prospective careers such as this for not only America's poor, but America's middle class young adults as well. Leadership. Resolute Strength. Corporate Responsibility. Dependance. Qualities that EVERY God-fearing citizen should look for in a Fuh . . . er . . . leader, and by Father, Son and Holy Spirit, we have found that in President George Walker Bush. Thank you from the bottom of our hearse.

to his campaign circus shows?

they were making people write essays to get tickets to a Cheney rally.

Fewer people attending means less security, shorter lines coming and going.
Last Saturday the line of traffic leaving the Kerry rally lasted for 3 hours. I am not complaining, I will be happy to sit in traffic as it indicates that there are others out there that see what I see.

"Even back when he was in Viet nam and he was flying covort missions when the liberels were saying he was a.w.o.l. during the last year when he was supposed to be in the guard, but that's a lie because he was in Viet nam! He couldn't tell anybody because that's what a covort mission is! But the liberels lie about that and make a big deal about Kerry's medals because he lied about getting shot so he could get out of fighting!
But Bush was brave and fights like a tiger. He is honest too. And he is smart as an oak."

--Sent by Edwin "Ken" Lay

Osama
Bin Laden
The Ranch
Crawford, Texas

Hey George,

Bring some some more Cheetos and some Tucks when you come back. Tell Neil he still owes me $100, and tell Jeb that the information he wanted is "in the mail". Well, got to go. Your mom is giving me a serious beating at 5 card stud.

OBL

You can see the vast diversity of the administration on this page.

I thought I was going to gag a couple times.
"...he is a President who our girls can look up to and say, "someday, I want to be just like him!".:puke:

I support the President because I was in a accident and suffered a severe brain injury and now I talk like him so I feel like we are now on the same mental level.

Jack Mehoff
1060 W Addison
Chicago

...is the right way to go. Heil Bushler!"

Albert Keyda

I support President Bush because he is a real man, not a phoney like John Kerry. He fought from being an alcoholic to being president of the United States. That shows incredible determination.

I believe the President believes what he says. He says we have to fight terrorism and that unless we keep fighting terrorists and keep killing every last one of them, we could have another 911 attack. The terrorists would never think of coming to this country and attacking us as long as we keep fighting in Iraq. A lot of people can't realize how clever the president was using this strategy. And once the Iraqis become a free nation like us, anybody thinking about being a new terrorist will stop and think there's no point in trying to win against us. Why can't people understand that?

But I support President Bush mostly because he believes in God, the God that loves America and wants her to expand and make the rest of the world more like us. This is what makes President Bush greater than any president we've ever had. I know the rest of the world doesn't appreciate just yet how good we have it in the United States, or what it's like to have a good job. I lost my job recently due to outsourcing, but I have to admit that if I had worked harder, I probably wouldn't have lost it. Meanwhile while I'm looking for a job I have that much more time to listen to Rush on the radio. We also have a new Walmart in town which is hiring, so I'm keeping my chin up.

Tell the truth, are you really supporting bushy?

I, too, thank George W. Bush for his war on terror. It has been very profitable for each and every American and now I am a millionaire!

Before 3,000 people were killed in 9/11 I was living out on the street, but afterwards I found myself rolling in money. Thanks, George!

You know how he's always bringing up some story about some nobody (to him) that he's met and how he was so inspired by their story? Wouldn't it be great to hear this in the debate or a future speech:
"And how about Mr. Hal E. Burton from down in the great Texas City, Texas. He couldn't make ends meet during prior presidencies. He doesn't think he could under my opponent. Now, he's making more than he ever thought he could. He has spendable income, and that's good for jobs. That's good for Amurica."

"And how about that Mr. Richard Hurtz down in Holden, Texas? He believes that I made the right decision in bombing Saddam out of Iraq. It makes me feel good to know that people are falling in lockstep--er, agreeing freely to my ideas."

That was my second post...from Mr. Dick Hurtz, out of Holden, Texas.

that this Bush supporter



"I support the President because, as a young person, I think the direction that he is taking America is the one that provides us with the most hope and optimism for the future. His pro-business stances will encourage entreprenuership, which benefits us all. His hardline stance on terrorism makes not only America, but the world, a safer place. I will support our President in the next election because I want to see America continue to move in this direction. The majority of Americans agree. "

-- Max Holmquist of Collegeville, Minnesota


has the same picture as the guy on w4prez.com

http://www.w4prez.com/aboutme.html

:P

Collegeville, Minnesota sounds like a madeup place anyways.

for shits and giggles I went to it and it has to be a spoof.

My fave is the Gay Marriage cartoon.

"Is that silk?"

bwahahahahahaha!

And some new letters. This guy is laugh-out-loud funny.

:shrug:

Why I’m Voting for President Bush

Jack Pyne

The President is a forthright man who not only knows what is good for America, but is willing to stand up, lie, cheat, steal, and send others to die to get it. He is a man who will keep our tax money out of the hands of the undeserving poor and ensure it goes into the coffers of our most valued citizens, the ownership class, where it belongs.

We need the war in Iraq in order to ensure the prosperity of loyal corporations like Halliburton. Only President Bush has the courage and vision necessary to prosecute this war to the end and then go on to Iran, Saudi Arabia, the Sudan and even all of South America until at last we own the oilfields of the world.

Only President Bush has the wisdom to pursue a policy of lowering taxes for the most deserving while building a trillion-dollar national debt that will forever bind the natural servant class in fealty to their rightful masters. A major, if unheralded, benefit that arises from transferring money directly from the public coffers into the accounts of the most deserving corporations is that it eliminates forever the temptation to divert these funds into wasteful enterprises such as public education and health care.

Public education is worse than wasteful. It is genuinely counterproductive to educate people beyond the specific skills they need for employment. Education is notorious for turning its recipients into malcontents who become resentful of their lot in life and may even refuse to conduct themselves in accordance of the needs and wishes of their owners.

Likewise, health care is a wasteful expense when squandered on the useless eaters, with the sole exception that a certain number of particularly healthy specimens from among the worthless classes may be selected for organ donation to their betters, and maintained in good health until their time comes for harvesting.

The President needs four more years to complete his work of converting America into a paradise for its rightful owners. It is with this glorious vision in my head that I proudly prepare to cast my vote for George W. Bush.

From: Ken Lay

I support L'il George because if President Al Gore was in charge I'd be in prison.

I support presdent Bush because John Kerry thinks to much.We need someone who will do and not think all the time.I think all these countrees hate us so we don't need them.Also Bush favor business,business in america good for making money.

Dr. Marty R. Self
102 Sabotage Lane
Shafter, CA

I support Bush because I am a small business owner(veterinarian) and I prefer to work really hard (sort of like Bush, Himself) so that I feel like I really accomplished something. I don't like to succeed if it's too easy.

I tell people, Don't vote for Kerry, he'll make it too easy for the little guy to make money (like Clinton did) and after all, money is the root of all evil, so we don't want to go around corrupting ourselves,do we?

So I am really grateful to Bush for making so many people unemployed so that they cannot afford to come see me - it makes me feel so much like a survivor that my business is still here, even though some of my employees no longer are. To the challenges that Bush provides me, like 20% annual increases in health care premiums, increased interest rates on my maxed-out credit cards(I am too small to qualify for SBA loans),giving homeland security contracts to my corporate competitor, Banfield(formerly VetsMart), so that they have money and I don't, out-sourcing computer jobs overseas so my unemployed clients who are being billed have to wait even longer to pay me, and making sure that the tax cut is cut-off at the low end so I don't get any tax refund (I like to pay lots of taxes), I say "Bring it on!"

and he gives me reasons to keep on drinking

until my 94 year old mother-in-law reminded me how cute President Bush looks when he smiles and waves and how bad she feels that he has to work so darn hard. We'll proudly be adding our 2 votes for George W. Bush in New York State. It'll be enough to put him over the top here.

I am making more money than I ever have before. Fortunately (for now)I have survived the MULTIPLE layoffs that have have been happening under the economic stewardship of the most MASSIVELY CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION in the HISTORY of the US.

Hey B*, thanks for nothing. Go back to your dirt farm and stay the fuck out of my life. Shit, I'll send you a case of fucking scotch, any brand you want, asshole.

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I'm for President Bush because our enemies never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country. And neither does he.

oh and my name was Laura Rush, email addy ikildmiboifrnd@hotmail.com

man, that was fun. Thanks for the thread.

i support pResident bush because he hasn't taken all of my rights away just yet. i will not be happy untill ALL of my rights as an American Citizen are gone. I support him also because there are still many nations whose leaders i do not like. i will support the pResident so he can attack these nations too.:crazy:

Here's mine:

Name: Judy Pepperpot

Address: 53779 Cherry Lane; Marietta, Ohio 44601

Tell Us Your Story: "I support the President because his aggressive attitude makes me feel safe. After all, I am only a woman and I need someone to protect me! President Bush reminds me of a cowboy--especially when he's on his ranch!"

because I used words that I never use in reference to people's national origin. But * will keep them from crossing the border.