Debate notes from George W. Bush — The tiniest inner voice ever

written by Will Durst

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The tiniest inner voice ever
Debate notes from George W. Bush

"All right, this one will be different. This time we're going offensive. And don't forget, no scowling. Remember what Karl said: 'When you want to scowl, pretend to take notes.' So here I go, taking notes. Note to self: 'this guy makes me want to scowl.' He does. All the time. Look at him. Walking around all erect and stuff. I jes' can't help it. I get what Laura calls my mean monkey mouth on. Maybe I'll pretend to take notes and just draw a picture of Flip Flop Boy with one of the legs of this stool through his freakin' head. Although, I could never penetrate that hair helmet of his.

Okay, okay, okay, more notes. Notes. Notes. Notes. Oh for crum's sake, this has got to look stupid. No normal human takes this many notes. Here, I'll just look at him with absolutely no expression on my face. Now, I'll cross my eyes. Look at me. Look at me! Damn you smarty pants. He's still not looking at me. Like I'm not good enough for him. Can't believe you're losing to me, can you surfing dude? Chewing my lip isn't scowling is it?

Oops, don't look at the camera; keep watching him. I'm watching you Brainiac. Yeah, you. He walks like he's got a bumpy stick up his butt. Ooops, I just said internets. That's right, isn't it? Yeah, everybody talks about being on the internet these days; there's got to be more than one.