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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:13 PM
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My dream! Bush's "wire" goes haywire tonight, starts smoking and
then bursts into flames and he jumps around screaming "Get it off, get it off!"

They get it off, everyone sees what it is, and then he spends the rest of the debate lying and saying it was something else. You know, "My tax cuts have created new jobs--it wasn't a wire, dammit!--democracy is on the march in Iraq--it wasn't, I tells ya, Honest Injun!"
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:18 PM
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1. Did the smoldering wire catch bush on fire?
Or did his pants catch him on fire?
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drb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:19 PM
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2. Actually, my dream is that the frequencies get crossed up...
...with some local pizza delivery service, and Bush starts ranting about pepperoni and how the hell to find apartment number 256!
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:26 PM
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4. Liberally sprinkle his words with obscenities, and we'll have a winner!
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mcg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:20 PM
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3. George Wired Bush

W stands for

Wired
Wimp
Wuss
War Criminal
Wrong
Worst
Wrong Way
Weak
Without
:
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Brotherjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:29 PM
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5. My dream is that, when Bush loses, he makes his concession speech SMASHED.
He curses, stumbles, and wanders off stage in a drunken stupor.

He is forced to resign even before Kerry is inaugurated.

The only thing that could go wrong with this dream is that President Cheney might institute martial law or something.

Seriously, though, if Bush loses, I cannot at all see him giving a gracious concession speech, and I could easily see it driving him to drink.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:40 PM
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9. You're right--he won't concede, even if he doesn't take one damn electoral
vote! He and his henchmen will find a way to cheat and declare martial law!
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:43 PM
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11. Do you think he will be snippy?
:evilgrin:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:33 PM
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6. "Honest Injun, boys! It warn't a damn wire!"
that is deserving of a big fat LOL.
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:34 PM
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7. It would be totally in character if John Kerry saved the day. Picture
the President's back in flames from his receiver, and JFK throwing his jacket over him and saving his life. LOL
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:38 PM
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8. Yeah, but then we'd have "Swift WIRE Veterans for the Truth!" It was only
an optical illusion that Kerry put out the flames!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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12. Swift Wire Veterans for the Truth
ROTFL! Don't give 'em any ideas.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:52 PM
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15. Hey, we just need to be prepared for what they do! Seriously, if Kerry
did somehow save Bush's life, for ALL THE WORLD to see, there'd still be people who wouldn't believe it! Those types make me think man is NOT the end product of evolution!
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:42 PM
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10. I will take a meltdown of ANY variety
Mechanical, mental, even bolts of lightening from above! I mean, really, God cannot be please that Bush claims to be his conduit.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM
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13. My dream is for Bush to develop Tourette's Syndrome during the debate.
Not to put down suffers of this disease.

But I'd love to see Bush suddenly start uncontrollably spewing obscenitites and raving like a lunatic.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 04:50 PM
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14. I'm still hoping for bush to get
debilitating intestinal cramps about 15 minutes into it that render him almost speechless and very very sweaty.

But I'm evil like that.
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