Obligatory Keith Oberman "play by play" thread! :D

He doesn't have a final tally, but Kerry looks to be winning.

Points Scoring: The Scorer's Table unenthusiastically reports this bout as going to Senator John Kerry by 12 rounds to 4, with 5 rounds even. On individual points, Senator Kerry is awarded a net total of 19 points, and President Bush a net of 2, having undermined his own effort with no less than eight points subtracted, three of them in a disastrous 12th Round in which the President had to be told time was up, answered a question with, in essence, 'all of the above,' and stumbled by inadvertently criticizing himself by claiming the borders of Texas were tighter than they'd been when he was Governor there. He also lost points for having twice invoked the 2000 election, and for once having given back at least a minute of time when the question hadn't really been answered.

The Scorer's Table acknowledges that the chief scorer was in a surly mood because he was kept from Yankee Stadium. New York leads Boston, 3-1, bottom eight, with Boston threatening.

Good job Kerry!

I know your heart is with the Yankees tonight but we needed you here to be that one person in the media who at least has the balls to tell it like it is.

"I just don't spend much time on him really, to be honest with you," President said during Afghanistan war, opening up the Thursday morning quarterbacks."

Nah...he spends too much time choppin' wood! Want some wood?

Sorry, one or two more kicks and I'll stop!

"Thank goodness Bush hadn't taken the sip of water a second earlier, there would've been the first spit take in a presidential debate"

Bwahahah!