AP Wire, November 3, 2004:

AP Newswire Service:

A CNN news truck on it's way to Senator John Kerry's acceptance speech in Boston was lost. Police have few clues to go by. What is known is that the truck was being driven by CNN Political Coresponant Candy Crowley and the last time it was seen was outside of Boston in a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot. Witnesses reported seeing a "Bush/Cheney for Dictator" Bumper Sticker on the rear bumper.

A Democratic Party spokesperson was concerned that CNN was trying to silence the party as past incidences have shown on the network during the prior weeks to the election. On Sunday, October 17th, Howard Dean was on Wolf Blitzer's "Late Edition" when the former Governor's sattilite feed was suddenly cut off when the Governor began to chastize President Bush. CNN denies this and says that the "Democrat Party" is just upset that they are no getting everything they want".

Whatever the case maybe, CNN did not cover Kerry's acceptance speech while all other networks, including the right leaning Fox News Channel did.

John Kerry accepted President Bush's concession speech at 1:22 A.M. with his wealthy and out of touch wife by his side.

(This is a parody to show CNN's BLATENT anti-Democratic Party bias)

NOT.

CNN sux for so many reasons, but not because Candy Crowley is overweight.

imho

of this piece was to show how bad CNN is!

Jezz, the food back 2000 on the Bush love train must have been pretty good. She's still hooked. Wonder if Rush and Daryn ever have Candy over for din-din.

I still remember the sad look and tone in her voice when Florida got pulled from the Idiot Prince's column.

I have to admit. I'm more repulsed by her reporting than her Jabba the Hut appearance.

But the two are not connected.