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Letter to Mr. Ridge Jul 25 '04
Dear Mr. Ridge,
I wanted to personally thank you for helping me to make informed decisions on how to protect myself and my family. Your advice has been invaluable, and I sleep easier at night as a result.
I want to thank you, in particular, for your suggestion regarding duct tape. During the convention season, we will be sealing our windows, doors and chimneys with duct tape, to prevent those vicious terrorists from poisoning our air. We don’t live in a major city, but I know that’s how the enemy works … no matter where you live, they can find you. None of us can afford to let our guard down.
I also want to apologize for possibly using more duct tape than your buddy Jack Kahl can produce. I understand he was a “pioneer” in the Bush campaign in 2000, and produces nearly half of the duct tape within the great United States of America. I know that his employees had to work overtime to keep up with demand after your announcement on PBS that “we may need that duct tape.” Please pass on to this great patriot that we appreciate the sacrifices his company has made, and the long hours they worked, to protect us all.
Our security is assured, if we all “stick” to the plan!
love and kisses, lwfern
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