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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:14 PM
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In this thread, we create post-election headlines for Fox & WashTimes
i'll start off:

"Nation abruptly changes path in time of war, will terror strike again?"
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dave123williams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:16 PM
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1. "Has Kerry stopped beating his kids?"
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:16 PM
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2. "Osama Wins"
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T Town Jake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:17 PM
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3. "GOD ABANDONS AMERICA; SATAN NOW IN CONTROL"..
...or some such hysterical tripe, ROFLMAO...it'll be sweet to see.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:23 PM
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12. Kerry caught in Kiddy Porn Sting film at 11
Osama honored quest at Kerry party in Boston. Rev. Moon seen at mall with Jesus and Elvis
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:18 PM
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4. "Uppity Negroes no longer kept in line" nt
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cyr330 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:18 PM
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5. Americans to have their helath care rationed!
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:18 PM
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6. "OMFGWTF?"
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:19 PM
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7. Kerry to raise taxes!
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TrueAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:19 PM
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8. Republicans call for Grand Jury looking into Kerry's bedroom
n/t
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evilqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:19 PM
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9. "Vast New World Order Conspiracy Revealed, Thousands Arrested"
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:21 PM
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10. psst, these are headlines for Fox and the washington Times.
nt
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evilqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:23 PM
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11. shit, I thought we might hear some truth... sorry, I forgot it was them
and the LA Times
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:32 PM
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20.  EDWARDS FILES FRIVOLOUS SUIT
GOD LOVES MERCENARYS Heinz pays NO TAXES
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:24 PM
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13. FRAUD!!!
C'mon - it's all too obvious.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:24 PM
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14. "In Post-Election Lawsuits, Bush Has the Momentum"
"Why isn't Kerry catching on with the Supreme Court?"
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:33 PM
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22. ding ding ding ding ding! we have a winner!
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:25 PM
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15. America Annexed by France!! nt
nt
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RT Atlanta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:25 PM
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16. Mark Peterson Dates Kobe Bryant! P. 1
P. 19 kerry barely wins electoral college.
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PerfectSage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:26 PM
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17. Pat Robertson says: "George Bush is nuttier than...
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 02:27 PM by PerfectSage
...a man who has had sex too many times with is mother's mummified corpse." :crazy::crazy::crazy:
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shirlden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:31 PM
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18. Rapture Postponed For Four Years
Fundies Preparing Large Batches of Kool-Aid
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keopeli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:31 PM
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19. Kerry declares victory. Bush* may negate fraudulent election results.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:36 PM
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26. Heinz products contain ANTHRAX
Jdots finally gets toaster oven could it be SATIN ?
MOON BUYS TOFU PROCESSING PLANT
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:33 PM
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21. "BUSH LOSES: NATION FLIP/FLOPS"
"Bush: Live by the Oil, Die by the Oil"
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aeolian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:33 PM
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23. "Librul Media Falsely Reports a Kerry Victory"
See the full story tonight, on Fox News.
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OilemFirchen Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:34 PM
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24. BUSH WINS TRIFECTA!
Nullifies so-called "election", issues arrest warrants for so-called "Democrats", moves his white palace to Crawford, Texas.

Bush: "Do we need to reminder peoples that the Canstitation spefically prevents treasoners from voting?"
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never cry wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:35 PM
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25. TERROR ALERT GOES TO RED, MARSHALL LAW DECLARED
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:36 PM
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27. FOX News renames itself: Swift Boat News n/t
...
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PerfectSage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:49 PM
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28. Bush responds to Kerry landslide:
"Uh, gosh, I don't think I ever said I wasn't worried about losing to John Kerry, that's kinda one of those uh, egg-aggerayshuns.":party::toast:
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:03 PM
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29. Bush 46%/Kerry 53% BUSH WINS IN A LANDSLIDE!!!!!
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 03:04 PM by Rowdyboy
In the wake of the emergency meeting of the Supreme Court last night, the justices (on a 5-4 split) ruled that the winner of an election will henceforth be the candidate with the lower number of votes, unless they say differently.

A weary President gallantly looks to his second term.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:04 PM
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30. Here's Faux:
"Holy Shit, What Do We Do Now?"
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 10:29 PM
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31. It'd be nice to see kerry pass the media fairness act. nt
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humanbeing Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 10:35 PM
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32. GENERAL ELECTION 'DU'd BY LIBERAL FORUM-GOERS n/t
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 10:50 PM
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33. LOL good one. :D
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aaronbees Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 11:35 PM
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34. Headline for faux...
Fox News: We Wuz Robbed!
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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 11:40 PM
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35. Bush comes in second! Kerry is next to last
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