"Bush Defends Self on Missing Explosives, Rips Kerry"...defends SELF?

...and you even get a new "smirk" photo as a bonus.



"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not the person you want as the commander in chief," Bush told about 8,000 supporters at a rally on a day of campaigning that began in Pennsylvania and was to end in Michigan with a meeting with black leaders.

Bush coupled his defense over the explosives with lengthy, direct appeals to Democrats who might be leaning his way and could make the difference in the closely fought election on Tuesday.

"If you're a Democrat and you want America to be strong and confident in our ideals, I'd be honored to have your vote," Bush said.

"The military is now investigating a number of possible scenarios including that the explosives may have been moved before our troops even arrived at the site," Bush told 17,000 supporters at an airport rally earlier in Lititz, Pennsylvania. Bush, fighting for his political life in this year's re-election campaign, was trying to keep the issue from becoming a dominant factor against him in the last week of the campaign.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&u=/nm/20041027/pl_nm/campaign_bush_dc_65

Watch / listen to Eminem's "Mosh" on Yahoo! Launch: http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/default.asp?artistID=1037847

"this MONSTER...this COWARD...that we have EMPOWERED.."

"No more blood for oil...we've got our own battles on our own soil..."

that jumps to war on the wrong facts huh asshole?!

kerry had like 100,000 the other day.

dumbya it hasnt been nice to know ya.

Which is fair, because that's the face I make whenever I see him.

I don't think I see ONE African American there, do you?

That would be before I swear an oath of loyalty? Not in your wettest dreams!

Don't they?

Not a sign in the crowd, not even a crude home-made one. Guess they used up all their paper on loyalty oaths.

"The military is now investigating a number of possible scenarios including the 'vanished into thin air' premise based on the fact that Penn & Teller were seen in the vicinity on or about the date of the disappearance.

Additional theorists surmise the explosives may have been an optical illusion. Just because the IAEA tagged them doesn't mean they ever really existed.

While these are the two most plausible theories, there is one more that has remote possibilities: I FUCKED UP AGAIN!"

:puke: