If you are a Democrat in a Big Republican district

TrueAmerican

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Sat Oct-30-04 08:42 PM
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If you are a Democrat in a Big Republican district

Edited on Sat Oct-30-04 08:42 PM by TrueAmerican

Go vote, but stay in the booth for 6 hours. Take a Gameboy. Hopefully your spouse can take up another booth.

Just kiddin' ;)

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Frank Rose

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Sat Oct-30-04 08:48 PM
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1. What if I hafta pee?

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Maddy McCall

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Sat Oct-30-04 08:49 PM
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2. Wear a bag. :-)

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TransitJohn

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Sat Oct-30-04 08:49 PM
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3. Piss on the voting machine

no one will want to use it, and the lines will be longer.

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Maddy McCall

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Sat Oct-30-04 08:49 PM
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4. LOL!!!

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Shopaholic

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:18 PM
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5. Damn! Too late--I did the early voting thing

What a great idea though!

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treading_water

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:19 PM
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6. Great idea!

You know, except for all the other dems who won't be able to vote.

And the republicans who are voting for Kerry.

Except for that, it's a great idea.

B-)

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peppersnick

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:20 PM
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7. haha.. touche lol

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:20 PM
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8. "What're you doing in there!?" "Just another few minutes! I'm almost

done!"

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Zynx

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:21 PM
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9. Is there anything illegal about that?

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doni_georgia

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:24 PM
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10. ROFLMAO Thought I would take all three of my kids with me

those three in line would probably cause several people to leave. Of course I would probably get kicked out of line for my 5 year old campaigning. She just called Dubya a cactus butt. Excerpt from the conversation between her and my 9 year old. 9 yr old: "If George Bush wins on Tuesday Mom's going to be in a bad mood for a million years!" 5 year old: "George Bush is a cactus butt." 9 yr old: "That's president cactus butt to you."

Note - I have not been brainwashing my kids, but I do listen to Air America in the car. My five year old is a midget Randi Rhodes.

John Kerry in a Landslide

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cynatnite

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Sat Oct-30-04 09:27 PM
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11. ROFLMAO!

Your kids and mine should get together. LOL

The middle one is convinced I'll go postal Nov 2. The youngest points out both bush and Kerry when he sees one of them on TV.

I think he's still undecided. LOL

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