Cheney soon on his way to Hawaii ... a Satanic silence hovers ...

Because Lucifer's guardian angel presumably will soon be airborne, the sewer of desperation will soon thirst for replenishment (along the lines of today's extraordinatly foul and obscene spillage from the frothy fount of Mr. Guttersnipe: "John Kerry did a poll on OBL before he decided how to react"). But the vaunted "Number 2's" lips are figuratively sealed, and his Ed McMahonian No. 1 booster, aka Lynn Cheney, has been similarly relieved of libelous and incendiary duty; they will be unavailable to provide further distortion for Monday morning's mainland newspapers, as they are diverting themseves for half a day to try to snag themselves a "swing" state halfway across the Pacific.

A blasphemous man who has essentially hailed the slaughter of 100,000 civilians as a 'brilliant strategy' is about to step on her sacred turf. Her curse will leave with him, I'm sure.