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wysiwyg (167 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:13 AM Original message |
What will George W. Bush's next job be? |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
1. baseball commissioner |
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BayStateBoy (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
69. How about a reporter for the Texas Iconoclast? |
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Generic Other (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:47 PM Response to Reply #69 |
83. No, he's going to do a paper route |
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aldian159 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
2. George Bush's next job |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
3. "Good morning. Welcome to WalMart." |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
4. Comissioner of Baseball...............n/t |
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Harlan James (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I agree. |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
5. Whatever the warden assigns him |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:25 AM Response to Reply #5 |
22. On a chain gang making little rocks out of big ones. n/t |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
6. It will be a manufacturing job, I hope |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
8. crawford, tx |
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Placebo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
9. Wedding Planner! |
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JusticeForAll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. Edumacator |
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samwisefoxburr (245 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
11. Professional Bitch... |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
12. I am wishfully thinking it will be hammering metal for license plate... |
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JusticeForAll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
13. Serious post now...hopefully he will COMPLETE his service to the TANG |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
14. Fallujah Tour Guide |
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Arger68 (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
15. "Ya want fries with that?" n/t |
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NicRic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
16. Clearing brush out ,yard work ! |
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Placebo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:22 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Clearin' brush is HARD work...it's...uh...we're workin' HARD...and, eh... |
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Willy Lee (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
17. Making license plates in prison nt |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
18. Pretzel taster |
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rndmprsn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
19. who cares?! |
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GOPEC (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:25 AM Response to Original message |
21. stamping plates |
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autorank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
23. Wood seller! |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
24. pretzel endorsement? |
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Mr X (61 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
25. Televangelist |
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Chiyo-chichi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
26. public speaking coach. |
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spinbaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
27. Stoned slacker n/t |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
28. Piss boy |
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amber dog democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
29. Amway Sales person |
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TexasProgresive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
30. Illiterate, snuff dipping cedar chopper. n/t |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
31. Seeing how he can't speak, being the offical republican mime would work. |
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dirtyduck (274 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
32. Shoveling shit in the monkey pen |
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Cocoa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
33. after seeing Ashley's Story |
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Ms.Victory (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
34. Crash Test Dummy |
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5thGenDemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
35. Probably shoveling horse poop..... |
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MileHiStealth (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
36. US Ambassador to Iraq ... about time he's sent over there ... |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:50 AM Original message |
TelePrompter Salesman |
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durablend (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
37. Ditch digger! |
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Stuckinthebush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
38. He has always fallen up |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
39. Making texas license plates (nt) |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 10:43 AM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Gah! You stole my reply! |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. great minds think alike...I'm goodboy, and I approve this message. |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
40. He'll sign a book deal with Crayola Crayons for his memoirs |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
41. Crack head (nt) |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
42. Kindergarten teacher's aide--reading books to kids. |
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suegeo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
43. Being a test subject for a psychology study |
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eataTREE (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
45. He'll become a professional vendor of right-wing crap. |
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David Zephyr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
47. Licking the Rust Stains Off of the Urinals in Hell. |
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dkamin (283 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
48. "Tossing salads" |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
49. Dick Cheney's prison bitch |
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Zero Gravitas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
50. Never worked a day in his life |
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pcboss49 (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
51. Archeologist.... still looking for weapons of mass destruction |
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cmf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
52. I thought his lifelong dream was to be baseball commissioner |
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hippiegranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
53. EX - pResident |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
54. Hmmm... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
55. Inmate |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
56. Registered Lobbyist |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
57. Liscence plate maker? |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
58. Who would hire him for anything? |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
59. I know, outsource his ass to Taiwan!! nt |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
60. making license plates, I hope |
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iwantmycountryback (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
61. I'm sure it will involve hard work |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
62. Sucking farts out of used car seats. Well, I can hope, can't I? |
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PatriotGames (896 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:24 PM Original message |
Walmart Door Greeter. |
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lilsourgoose (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
63. TV spokesman on ads for the Outback Steakhouse |
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bookman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
64. Couch Potato n/t |
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RadiDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
65. An annoying drunk in a Texas bar, pestering people |
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Homerr (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
66. Retired - pissing life away in Crawford. |
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Iceburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
67. E-BAY -- Trinkets R' US (Typewriters, Handguns etc) |
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fishface (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
68. Walmart greeter..m |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
70. Veterinarians have been looking for an instrument to give |
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moondust (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
71. Bum. |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:50 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. Not fair. He's already that. nt |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
72. Seriously |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:52 PM Response to Reply #72 |
74. I don't think hell will want him. He'd give them a bad name. |
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MrTriumph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:58 PM Response to Reply #72 |
77. If the R party implodes, he'll be invisible |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
75. Reality show host on Fox. |
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danbee46 (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
76. He'll be... |
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PerfectSage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
78. Cartoon Character |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
79. CEO Brown & Root: subsidiary of Halliburton |
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wrate (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
80. He'll be cleaning toilets at Abu Grahib. n/t |
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Kahuna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
81. Busting rocks on a chain gang. |
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atre (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 07:38 PM Response to Reply #81 |
82. Ding! Ding! Ding! |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
84. Junior Prince in the House of Saud. Same as now. n/t |
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