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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:01 PM
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Memo to pat robertson: God did say "landslide", but it wasn't your boy.
I had a little chat with the Almighty last night, and let me tell you, pat, he/she/it is PISSED that you continue to take his/her/it's name in vain to further your own financial and political ends. God is not happy with you. God says "Cease and Desist you little piss-ant, or suffer the consequences." Consider yourself warned, fucker.
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KingChicken Donating Member (814 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:02 PM
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1. Conference call
I had a conference call open with god & associates and they assured me that it was Kerry in a landslide.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:09 PM
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2. God keeps talking to me too
But it gets distracting when I try to work, so I asked Him to put on some easy-listening music instead.

TlalocW
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:11 PM
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3. Dear Pat: "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, "
"...but he's pretty sure you're fucked."
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:33 PM
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4. G*d to Pat Robertson: I don't play favorites, you fool. . .
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 02:34 PM by frankzappa
only religions do that.

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