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drdigi420 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:52 AM
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Laura Bush admits to George's and Her Drug Use!!!
"He brings me my coffee every morning"

These caffeine addicts are in charge of our country!!! (but not for long!)

Sorry, felt like we needed to lighten the mood a bit on this most tense of days.
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:55 AM
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1. Yesssss. We are the movers and the shakers.
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 10:59 AM by demwing2
We are the coffee generation.

You are getting sleepy. Join us...join us...join us...just half a cup...just have a cup....you can stop ANYTIME...
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Loki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:56 AM
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2. Heard that too!
but, but, but, I thought he didn't read the newspapers???? I'm so happy to help them have more time at the "ranch".
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novadem Donating Member (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:58 AM
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4. Only when they don't feel like surfing the Internets
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:06 AM
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7. I think that's spelled "Inner Nets"...
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harpo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:57 AM
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3. I have a fresh pot brewing right now!!
:hangover:
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drdigi420 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:02 AM
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5. mmmmmmmm, pot
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joanski01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:03 AM
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6. Well, he probably does bring
her Xanax pills with the coffee.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:08 AM
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8. And these people claim to "Walk at God's right hand"
Shameful !!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:08 AM
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9. It's that heaping teaspoon of cocaine he stirs into it that worries me
And what a perfect way to get your morning fix! You keep a sugar bowl full of blow on the table. You tell people it's really stevia, or some other sweetener very few people have ever heard of. No one would suspect it's not what you say it is. And if anyone asks you for some, you tell 'em that it's an "acquired taste" and give them real sugar from another bowl you have on the counter.

But seriously, if all he's good for is bringing coffee every morning, we could put a Denny's waitress in charge of the country and not be in any worse shape than we are now. Much cheaper and probably more qualified.

However, John Kerry is good for far more than bringing coffee.
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drdigi420 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:19 AM
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10. Laura is on some sort of brain pills
Her eyes are always glassed over and that perma-grin makes her look like The Joker
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:42 AM
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12. The Joker...OMG...remember the bed crown she's installing?
The one she's draping in purple satin?

What's the Joker's color? Purple!
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pcboss49 Donating Member (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:23 AM
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11. Were they African Beans or South American Beans... lol
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