I For One WELCOME OUR NEW REPUBLICAN OVERLORDS!!!

I embrace them with a black heart, an empty head and an open wallet!

What is wrong with you people!?? Can't you see our glorious leader is being CONCILIATORY with his god given mandate? He has been gracious enough to NOT immediately throw us into the gas chambers! Do not pass up this opportunity to swear fealty to our glorious overlords! Act now before it's too late!

I for one am hoping for indentured servitude of some kind, though perhaps I'll get lucky and they'll see fit to make me an energy trader (my knees get all wobbly at the prospect)!

Really, this whole democratic republic stuff is over rated. It's about time we gave something new a try. Why NOT feudalism? Can serfdom be so bad?

Join the bandwagon! It's so easy! Just give in, give up and get god! Amen!

Liberals!

and you can't fight with a deity.

We've had a glorious gift foisted upon us! Who am I to deny it?

I have seen the light! How wrong I've been! 50 million morons can't be wrong! I live to serve now!

I voted for Kodos.

its driving me nuts...pretty sure your subject is a line in a movie...??

when Homer went into space, he accidently broke the experimental ant colony open and they were floating around the space shuttle. Down on earth, in the newsroom, Kent Brockman remarked when a magnified ant's face came onscreen, 'It looks like they have been taken over by giant insects. I for one welcome our new alien overlords.' Behind him was a sign that said "Hail Ants."

It was pretty hilarious.

Simply the best. Episode. Ever.

"Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground" ....er... "flying safely through the air".

LOL

me no make trouble for saheeb

Those acid mines are pretty unpleasant, I hear.

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It's not just work, it's OBEISANCE!

I will starve for my masters now if that's what it takes!

But damnit! I wanna be a TRUE Republican! I want to NOT work and make bundles of cash!

How aboout YOU boy, what are YOU willing to sacrifice for our new lords and masters?!

The words of our messiah.

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I don't think. The overlords have much business to tend to. Like cleaning up the Iraq mess and dubby trying to get along with real world leaders. I'm sure us mindless drones will keep his shoes nice and shiny.

Oh, to shine his shoes...I would use my very own tongue...

now that's respomsible journalism!

h/t

a few times on his show.

Hail Ants or I welcome our Republican Overlords? When? Just recently after the election?

because i gotta say,

you are freakin' hilarious!

without a doubt the funniest DU member.

A toast to you,
may your future in feudalism be bright! apply for court jester. :toast:

p.s. some advice. don't look your betters in the eye, and always, always say sir and ma'am.

*looking at my shoes*

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.

To think, American soldiers are fighting for Iraqi freedom and democracy and we don't have it at home, the ultimate irony!

We don't do irony here missy. It's all about Jaysus...

Swear fealty now and convert to hetero and you too can be saved.

Try it! You'll like it! Trust me!

Ever had shingles? Sorta feels like that!

As science teachers soon shall teach, the forces of Satan are wily in waging war against our beloved Overlord and his most potent and erect Underlords.

This is a much-needed thread today.

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We will now have bible class in lieu of science class. Creationism is all the rage don't you know?

I'm now going out to stone me some adulterers!

The Bible is the greatest Science textbook ever written! And anyone can teach Science if they are saved!

It's all about faith now...I for one look forward to the elimination of science, things will be much easier to remember. Or better yet, let's just start calling everything that was once science, FAITH. There will no longer be SCIENTISTS, there are now FAITHISTS.

Scientific Method is now Faithic Method.

No more biology, sociology, anthropology etc. There are too many "ology's". Let's all lump them into FAITHOLOGY. It's much easier that way.

Chemistry? Forget about it. Too complicated. Faithistry is better.

Physics? We can just get rid of that one completely actually, no need to even change the name, just dump it and erase it from existence, it's WAAAAY to complicated. Anyone who wants to study physics will get whacked upside the head with 2X4, handed a bible and told to shut up and pray.

to the tune of Surf City!

When you're doing god's work elections are a nuisance. Why NOT steal them?