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Is It Fascism Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 09:50 PM
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OUTSOURCING MY NEOCON NEPHEWS
My neocon nephews wrote to gloat. That's it, I am outsourcing my stupid neocon nephews who voted Shrub. I will get surrogate nephews in India. They won't speak english very well, but they come from a real democracy and will believe in counting all the votes.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 09:54 PM
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1. LOL- wow, I can still laugh. Very funny!
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 09:56 PM
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2. Are they draftable?
Send them a registration form for the Armed Forces.
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arewenotdemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:00 PM
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3. I know you will be happier with Indian nephew surrogates
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ElectroPrincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:03 PM
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4. Too funny! Kudos. They can also sign up with
Hall-E-burton Iraq. They are hiring numerous USA dupes, ummm I mean Americans to go over yonder to get shot/and or kidnapped.

If you are TRUE Patriots dear NeoCon Nephews then find a way (enlisting, contracting, or what the hell = Mercenaries R Us?) to get to the action in Iraq's oil war. Hooo Wah!

And Bless the Kingdom of BushCo. :P
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:07 PM
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5. With any luck..
....they'll get drafted and drop dead in Iraq.
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:13 PM
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6. lol!
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