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Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 06:54 PM by GreenArrow
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom. Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.
I am Emperor George the Texan Born again with fascist cravings Still, you made me president
Human rights will soon go 'way I am now your Shah today Now I command all of you Now you're going to pray in school I'll make sure they're Christian too
Eyes of Texas Uber alles Uber alles Eyes of Texas
Ku Klux Klan will control you Still you think it's natural faggot knockin' for the master race Still you wear the happy face
You closed your eyes, can't happen here Condoleeza Rice is near Vietnam won't come back you say Join the army or you will pay
Eyes of Texas Uber alles Uber alles Eyes of Texas
Yeah, that's it. Just relax. Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG. Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV. Lock your doors. Close your mind. It's time for the two-minute warning.
Welcome to 1984 Are you ready for the third world war?!? You too will meet the secret police They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece
You'll go quitely to boot camp They'll shoot you dead, make you a man Don't you worry, it's for a cause Feeding global corporations' claws
Die on our brand new poison gas Syria or Afghanistan Making money for President Bush And all the friends of President Bush
Eyes of Texas Uber alles Uber alles Eyes of Texas
-- Dead Kennedys --
(updated ever so slightly, from way back in 1981)
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