Be Fruitful and Multiply! - Democratic Underground

ihaveaquestion

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Tue Nov-09-04 03:28 PM
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Be Fruitful and Multiply!

There is something that's very scary to repukes - that liberals can have babies, too!

I just realized that they make lots of jokes about hoping liberals have been sterilized and that this is something they actually seriously worry about!

We should take them up on it and have LOTS of kids (gays should adopt). If every couple has 3+ kids over the next few years, we should be set to overrun them in most places in 18 - 20 years.

Who's with me?

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GOPBasher

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Tue Nov-09-04 03:32 PM
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1. I keep telling my friends that! The fundies have lots of babies, so

we need to counteract. And I agree, homosexuals, if they want kids, should adopt from 3rd world countries.

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FuzzySlippers

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:21 PM
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3. I don't think it's gonna work.

Liberals care more about the quality of life than the quantity. They want to make sure they can raise and educate their children properly, not just have a gang of semi-literate brats.

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catbert836

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:23 PM
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4. A good idea, but...

That's a CONSERVATIVE idea, to have lots of kids. The quality of kids matters more that the quantity. Being raised a lberal dosn't mean you have to be one, just as being raised conservative dosn't mean you will be one.

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Freddie Stubbs

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Tue Nov-09-04 04:24 PM
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5. How many here have conservative parents?

Political views aren't always inherited.

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Im_Your_Huckleberry

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Tue Nov-09-04 05:17 PM
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6. like longshanks said,

if we can't force them out, we'll breed them out.

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Goldmund

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Tue Nov-09-04 05:18 PM
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7. Since we exclude all of the people we're related to,

it puts us at an instant disadvantage...

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lakemonster11

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Tue Nov-09-04 06:26 PM
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8. I'll get right on that.

Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 06:26 PM by lakemonster11

'course I'll need to meet a nice dem boy first.

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chaska

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Tue Nov-09-04 07:05 PM
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9. Great. Just what we need population wars. The planet already has more than

Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 07:05 PM by chaska

it can stand in the long term. Wouldn't work anyway. Dumb, dumb idea.

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demwing

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Tue Nov-09-04 07:28 PM
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10. When you say "who's with me"

what EXACTLY are you referring to?

HMMMM?

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Digit

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Tue Nov-09-04 07:33 PM
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11. Gawd, I thought it said "Be Fruity and Multiply" at first.

...and the thought ran through this old ladies head..."come and get me baaayyyybah"!

...rough day at work...don't ask...

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meow2u3

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Tue Nov-09-04 07:44 PM
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12. Ending abortion will probably backfire on the theocons

Wanna know why? Democrats will have more kids, and because these kids will ending up in or near poverty, they'll grow up voting Democratic.

Remember Romania? Ceaucescu outlawed abortion, and twenty years later, the grown children rose up, overthrew, and executed the tyrant.

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Carni

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Tue Nov-09-04 07:47 PM
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13. You have three extras for me and let me know how it works out!

We can barely afford the one we have...sorry, no can do!

But I know what you're saying sometimes I think we are like the Shakers :(

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RPM

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Tue Nov-09-04 08:17 PM
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14. And expose them to.....

CHOOSE ONE
a) the peak oil die-off
b) the Second American Civil War
c) Fundy-induced Armeggedon
d) Talibornagain conscripted breeding

Hmmmmm - I wouldnt want those on my shoulders.

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