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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 11:54 AM
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I Would Be President-Elect Right Now
But nobody asked me to run. Your fault!
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 11:55 AM
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1. Tinkerbell would be President-Elect Right Now, because she is not soft
on Terror.
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 11:55 AM
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2. I thought that was ME
I should run everything because, well, I just should.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:07 PM
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3. Don't tell me that Rove wasn't planning an attack on your credibility
Because I keep hearing about "The Real Catbert for Truth" group out of Houston, Tx,
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:16 PM
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5. Hahaha!
Yeah, you're most likely right.
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PopSixSquish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 12:27 PM
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6. Actually I Would be President-Elect Right Now...
except I'm from the South and a Christian

no wait...

except I once said something nice about W in public and voted for a Republican (Congressional candidate)

no that's not it....

except I have nice hair and a great smile. Really I do

Um...not it either

except I've had things I've said in the heat of the moment blown entirely out of proportion and later used agains me

Or

I'm not liberal enough. Try saying that to my family and/or friends, but please bring oxygen to administer as they try to catch their breath while laughing.


Have I missed any?
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