Ummm, Mr. President, your fly is open

:eyes:

...just when you thought he Couldn't embarass himself in greater fashion...

The "leader" of the free world can't dress himself???

When they asked about DICK they were talking about Cheney....


:puke:

The media had just finished servicing him.

That should be part of the service.

stuck on a presidential asshole!

NGU.

God how I loathe that stinking chimp. Please don't make me look at his crotch.

or cheney was seen with his hand up his back?

Crikey, what an A-HOLE!!!!!!!

he's** trying to do the "funky chicken."

As a native Texan, I recognize the body language -
it's not "an old cowhand" - surprisingly, * seems to be doing a rendition of Lyle Lovett's Texas Loves You.

Most of us keep our pants zipped during performance, but I've heard Crawford customs are different. Perhaps it's appropriate there to "let it all hang out".

and Turkey George just couldn't help himself.

I am sobbing here, guys! My kid actually just asked me "are you crying, Mom?"

Picture tea - spit all over the keyboard...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, SPARKLY?!?!?!?!?!? Now, I am going to have to go to my mother's tomorrow for turkey dinner, and this will be all I'll be able to think of. It'll take everything I've got to keep a straight face.

Well, at least the schmuck is good for something. Besides, with him around, I NEED a good laugh.

THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD, GUYS!!!! Tomorrow when we're all giving thanks, THIS is what I just might be most grateful for.

Chimp?? How much more can he make us the laughing stalk of the world?

n/t

"dumb yankee. See my soul. Ha! Gorby never told me taking over the world by winning the hearts and minds of the US prez would be this easy!"

Best thing Putin could have wished for--the weecowboy for another four years.

All hat and no cattle.

and no cod.

and what a beslubbering buffoon that meester boosh. Yea I'm sure terrorists the world over are overcome with fear now :eyes:

Putin -

"Ignorant hillbilly is not putin that thing anywhere near me"

Alleged-Leader-of-Free-World dangles his dingles at international meeting. Dares photographers to 'Bite me'.

Just when I thought he couldn't look any more stupid... :eyes:








I guess I misunderestimated him

Just a ribbon round it.

... yes, this is part of bushevik protocol, why??? shall we get Trotta?

Honestly, it looks like the photo has been tampered with.

Hasn't been altered. Here's the same pic from Yahoo News:

.

my Junior High Idol, Alfred E. Newman.

Hold me Mommy? <shiver>

He posted a link to the photo. I mean :wtf:

the guy in the upper right knows about it.

can't look up because he's afraid of bursting out in uncontrollable laughter.

The gentleman shown with head down is Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore. He's expressing the shame that many of us are experiencing.

"keep talking to me here. I DON'T want to have to look over there at Captain America - I don't want to burst out laughing while the media's here taking pictures." (Prime Minister of Australia John Howard, right, talks with China's President Hu Jintao.)

he sees it. He is thinking "look at that fricking putz moron".

"look at that fricking moron's putz."

'Scuse me while I whip this out (Dignitaries scream)

I defy you to find a picture where that piece of shit DOESN'T look like the f***ing village idiot

:hi:

Where did this photo come from? If it's real, it's just bizarre. At least he's not wearing red undies, or a thong?

Ow. My brain!

.

it's posted above...

I was sure it was a Photoshop (but enjoyed nonetheless) and now we see it's from YAHOO's news archive LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What a complete fucking jackass

I LOOOOOOOVE the look on Putin's face. That alone deserves it's own caption

you might feel the urge to be really infantile on an international stage.

...Jon Stewart, you out there? Sign this guy up.

:eyes:

I first saw it on Yahoo News. It is an AP photo. This is from a primary source.

I thought it must be fake too, but it is not, or some AP photographer is going to get in a lot of trouble for posting a fraud picture.

No Doubt, others will appear to verify this bit of wardrobe malfunction did in fact occur.

The world sees you for what you are!

:)

Right click on it, click properties, copy the URL, and open a new browser window and paste the URL in the address field. You'll get the actual photo from the South China Morning Post.

The look on Putin's face says it all. And, BTW, Putin has better taste in ties, too.

Ick!

hard to get that sucker in a comfortable position

All bat, no balls!

"Git out? Hell, he can't even git up...a heh a heh..."

Is it working yet? :evilgrin:

2 consecutive all-nighters to finish my thesis so I can graduate and start paying my huge loans back. I have spent the last 60 hours staring at that cute little paper clip (with occasional breaks to check the DU boards of course). This was awesome.:hangover:

the bulge in his back is a fifth of jack.

look how stupid this man looks. oh and btw,..........never will you hear me address this man as president. i know they stole, and i wont validate said behavior ever by calling him president

The guy who is responsible for zipping Bush's trousers got stopped by security...

Okay, not buying that one....

Wait, wait, I know! It's POORLY TAILORED BOXERS!

;)

thanks for the gigggle

heck you can tell from my name what i think.

Best laugh I've had in months. Tears were actually streaming down my face. You made my night! :yourock: :bounce: :bounce:

:hi:

No wonder they kicked that stupid bastard out of there early.

I find the body language of everyone else in the picture very interesting.... they all have their backs to... or are leaning away from the shrub. He probably didn't wash his hands either! :eyes:

"Which hand do you use to wipe with?"

Hell, he probably peed on the bushes just outside the photoscape.

God help us all! :nuke:

from "The Real McCoys". Anyone remember that old show?

He does Walter Brennan a lot.

By crackey!

The dimson with his skivvies a-showing!
Seriously, someone needs to help that boy put his trousers on correctly!

oh god the picture of him is fucking hilarious by itself. The leader of the free world with his fly open doin' a jig, but some of these responses are.........oh-LOL-oh-LOL-oh-LOL-oh god, my sides are splitting



I can barely type

I dare not ask how much more pathetic he can get but I'm afraid it won't matter because we're going to find out anyway

on edit: a typo imagine that ROTFLMAO

but WHO told him that split pea soup vomit tie would look good?

DAYUM, that's an ugly tie!

On edit...nevermind, there's one up above!

the Chimp is not that retarded! Oh, wait...please don't answer that, I already know.... :crazy:

...cause it'll be scrubbed.

an elephant. Har Har just like the Republican elephant look at the elephant har har.

or did he lose his Gameboy? lol

I'm a little Teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my....ugh nevermind.

It's priceless!

:bounce:

The one-liners are fit for Jon Stewart, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, SNL, Leno, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and everyone I know and love.

Yes, friends. THIS is America's face to the world. Raises the term "dickhead" to a whole new level, doesn't it?

It's off the Chilean news service. I don't think it's been 'touched up'.

he can't even dress himself, they shouldn't let him out without a keeper. :silly:

"subliminal message" ?

or there's a problem with the film? Even so, you'd think they'd touch it up?

:tinfoilhat: <-----who's nominating this for the Home Page !

Was Condi on the trip with Dimson or was he expected to zip up his own fly after going tinkle? Know Pickles hasn't touch "it" since conceiving the brats so unless the Queen Mother or Condi is along for the ride, Georgie was on his own. Even Rove and Cheney draw the line on some things.

I mean "them".

How embarrassing is this man?!!!

What a roaring ignoramus and vilest of oafs. I just e-mailed it to my buddies; thanks for posting!

Are we sure this isn't Photoshop? Where did you get the link?

hilarious and an international 'showing'!!!!!:crazy:

No doubt this one will have "Mad Cow" disease...

Could it be the last button isn't fastened and his white shirt shows before his low waist? This is bizzare.:shrug:

he should know better.

I would expect the Most Powerful Man in the World (TM) to have a valet or similar assistant who would give him the once over (ya know, shirt collar turned down, tie straigh, pants zipped, shoulders brushed) before sending him out in public. Or maybe he does and that person just hates him.....

Ob Clinton reference: at least Clinton was only figuratively caught with his pants unzipped...

and BEGGED them to use it. I've also sent it to everyone I know.

What a f'ing MORON. THIS is the guy 51% of Americans think of as their "leader"??

leading them around BY.

I've laughed so hard at this that I am now in pain.

But I truly do need this.

Sure beats the pain I've had in my heart since November 3rd.

Bush*'s arm is behind Koizumi and his leg is in front. Is this possible for this angle to be accurate?

Right-click, go to "properties," read address.

This is so very funny. Thansk for sharing.

it is so absolutely frickin' ridiculous the first words out of everyone's mouth at my place of work has been "that's so fake". What a sad commentary on our nation...the president can't even zip his own fly without Dick Cheney's help.

'nuf said

If it is, the other guy's fly is open too! Hmmm...

LOL!

But shrub is much lower - right at zipper level. It looks like he tucks his shirt pretty far down and that's his shirt you see through the zipper hole.

What a marooon!

Not his shirt.

Or are they still masturbating over the Bush/SS scuffle? LOL.

but I'm laughing so friggin hard at all the posts here, my pizza is falling out of my mouth. These comments are just too much. Thanks all, for the best laugh I've had since Nov 2.:yourock:

came back and checked in again, and I'm STILL laughing as hard as the first time. And now, I'm noticing that darling puke-green tie. Maybe he saw "The Exorcist" last night or something...

BTW - WELCOME to DU!

Same for everybody here with low post numbers!

This thread is the kind of thing that brings out some of the best in us. It's certainly one of many reasons why I LOVE DU.

After sitting next to a British couple at lunch with my kids, and apologizing to them on behalf of the sentient part of this country (they accepted my apology very sympathetically and kindly, too), I was just truly glum. Then I came back to this. And I'm laughing as hard as the first time! And I feel better! All over again! I will have to keep this for tonic purposes the next time this stupid, embarrassing excuse for an adult male human does something else idiotic. Which will probably be in just another few minutes...

Anybody send it to the Daily Mirror yet?

It should be on all the covers of the European and Canadian papers.

Because you KNOW it won't be shown here....

WANTS the Chimp, check it out.

Headline:
"Bush Does Drafty Ashlee Simpson Impression at APEC. Blames Wardrobe Malfunction on Condi."

OMG, I'm ROFLMAO!!!! This is the funniest damn thread. Thanks quaoar for splitting my sides during my lunch break.

former KGB head now Russian president. He too wants to be a dictator but at least he displays some dignitude.

(Duh, if I'd-a read the entire thread I'd-a had a clue. Thank you peekaloo.)

:hi:

I'd bet all those dudes want that dipshitticus gone. }(

that's your president, that is! :evilgrin:

Unbelievable.

Ooops! I mean election! Election!

HIS FACE DURING ONE OF THE DEBATES AGAINST KERRY?? HONESTLY! HE HAD WHITE DRIED DROOL ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS MOUTH!:scared: :freak: :wow: :puke:

I see George's "freedom pants."

Love the look on the guy in the upper right hand corner..."What DOES that asshole think he's doing?"

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder

Condi didn't finish the job. She forgot to do the last step.

The zipper is great, but it also looks like hes doing some dance to prove hes a Texan. Such a monkey.


:headbang:

He can stare at it as long as he wants!

Great picture...thanks for the first good laugh I've had in three weeks. :headbang:

:hi:

Same reaction here. MAN have I needed something like this!

Pun intended!

:evilgrin:

i thought he promised there would be no draft!

sure is looking drafty...

the emperor has no clothes, and the cracks are beginning to sho (ugh!)

:dem:

..,.and yet the 'liberal' media makes no big deal about this.

on some kind of smack. I like the guy behind him. Looks like he is laughing so hard he has to hide his face. And Putin is just thinking, how could 59 million mother fuckers be so damn dumb. Don't worry Putin, we are asking the same question.

And what the hell is Bush doing? Giving a cowboy impression? What the fuck. I wish there was video of this.

but until now it has not been possible. Yee Hah do si do and around we go gonna blow U up unlessen U dance pardner.........dance.........He's such a loser.

is trying to figure out where the wet spot came from???

You know the threads about the billboard in Florida? The one where it says "George W. Bush: Our Leader"?

Perhaps they should keep the wording but replace the current photo with THIS one.

That way, the 51%ers can be reminded (and humiliated) daily about the mistake they've made.

I Got yer moral values RIGHT HERE!!!!

been taping it. There must be video out there somewhere. Find it, people!

about this whole thing is that the picture is SO BAD that people immeidately wonder if it isn't a fake.

Then they find out it's not and our total embarrassment over this excuse of a human being plunges to new lows we didn't even think existed.

I'd say this is worse than vomiting like his daddy did.

embarrassing themselves in front of Japanese government officials. I can't wait for their official visits to the WH.

He must be thinking..."YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD??!! What a freakin dumbass." mwahahahaha

Like Homer Simpson after discovering a huge, free, beer. Or a huge, free, pie. Or a beer pie. A huge, free, beer pie.

Beer Pie..yyuummmm (/homervoice)

http://www.philstar.com/philstar/News200411246601.htm
Here is the Philippine Press story on the fly.
Really presidential isn't it???

Well, I guess that's a pretty good indication that it WASN'T photoshopped.

I wonder what all the "package" fans would say if this were Clinton...

Now, DAMMIT, will SOMEBODY please wake me up from this bad-beyond-belief dream? It's gotta be a bad dream! Isn't it?

Maybe that's just his way of giving the world the bird. Or, as he said at the convention - "we call it wawkin.'"

He's toooooooo embarrassed! Afraid some reporter will ask him about it and waiting till it becomes old news.

...if he's too embarassed, he might launch another war or something to make up for it. oh wait, he's going to start more wars anyway. never mind.:eyes: :eyes: :crazy: :eyes: :eyes:

moran.

Michael Powell must be made aware of this violation of public decency immediately?

Anyone forwarded it on yet?

I'm hoping he breaks the rules and spotlights it, 'cause ya know the monkey's trainer has already alerted the media to "forget about it".

...he could have fun with wardrobe malfunction, and that "area" fuzzed out like Janet's always is!

:D :7 B-) :evilgrin:

Apparently there is no need to zip up after pissing all over the Constitution.

that this has something to do with bush' man-date?

that this has something to do with bush' man-date?

snicker

Doesn't anyone check his fly for him before he poses in public? I would of thought Condi would be on top of that job! Or maybe she is the one that left it open!:toast:

Now, now, let's not be too hard on this guy. It's obvious the Japanese prime minister asked him to explain his policy of trickle down economics and well, George got carried away and went into one of his patented Jed Clampett 'PEE' dances. Note the churlish, stupid 'Jethro' grin, maybe he was wistfully dreaming of younger days when he blew up baby frogs for fun. It could have been worse, he could have BARFED over the Japanese prime minister like his dear old DADDY. But give him time, he has 4 years to top his dad.

His staff has new proposals for him as we speak:
A. moon the pope
B. blow up baby frogs in front of the White House tree on Christmas Eve and make sure all the 'blue states' see it
C. eat a mess of Tex-Mex Red Hot Chili Beans and address the British Parliament with an impromptu rendition of "Free Bird" via his basso profundo flatulence
D. appear on The O'Reilly Factor with Condi, arrange a 'wardrobe malfunction' in which his tie clasp gets entangled with Condi's top and when he reaches over to zip up his fly it pulls off her top sending poor Bill into a convulsive attack of Falafel Fever falling on the floor behind his desk, last glimpse of him is a loofa going down and a mysterious WHIRRING BUZZ from his mike as the audio/video fades out

Speaking of national disgraces, Colin Powell said the election in the Ukraine doesn't meet 'international standards', hmmmmmm, you mean like a GLOBAL TEST? Powell's DISGRACEFUL performance before the United Nations certainly did not meet international standards, global tests or the most cursory of smell tests and disgraced both him and this nation before the world. Despite his attempt at rehabilitating himself as a statesman when he donned a hardhat as one of the Village People singing YMCA he remains as a lifetime victim and member of The Texan Silverado Museum Of Political Roadkill.

Eew. Sorry. Baaad visual.