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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:49 AM
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I received this in an email today from a person who has claimed....
...enlightenment and a political awakening and had decided to vote for John Kerry because her conscience would just not let her vote for Bush. I guess when a person is on the fence the best thing for me to do is just to walk right on by without saying a word. I suppose I'll never understand the conservative mind set. What did a goat have to do with the Ohio vote outcome?

<snip>

POETIC JUSTICE

Kerry, Kerry, quite contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
but overlooked Karl Rove!

You padded the vote, with even a goat,
and lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
fell short on the ultimate tally!!

With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
and labeled the Dubya a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Farenheit" screened,
and Teddy belched deep from the mire!!

The media said that you were ahead,
and winning by you, a "cinch"!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
and crown you and the "pickle-wench"!!

But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong",
Your past had the stench of a "paddy"!
After all's said and done, about who's Number One,
GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!

- - Author not identified


If they can't spell Fahrenheit, how are they ever going to handle Centigrade?


May I provide some justice of my own now.... :puke:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:04 AM
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1. response to "friend":
et tu?

Ask if she ended up voting for bush or kerry - and if bush, let her know that you are holding her and all bush voters accountable for the admin (and congressional) actions of the next four years. Start sending links to print media about stories of each next egregious action or proposed action. Like more tax cuts and shelters for the wealthy (those with huge investments) to pay for which the following is being considered: ending the deductable on fed taxes for state and local taxes already paid... and - get this - ending tax incentives for corporations that provide health insurance to their employees. End each note sent with each article: Go Team Bush!
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:48 AM
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2. tell your friend that
that is one of the stupidest things I've read in a long time and if they have all this time to waste to maybe go down to the homeless shelters or food shelf and do something useful with it.
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wellstone dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:54 AM
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3. Send her
enlistment forms.
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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:01 AM
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4. Paddy: Rice or Irish?
Either way, it's sorta racist... Oh well, scratch a Republican and you'll find a Klansman underneath...
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:52 AM
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5. Too bad you can't email
A flaming bag of dog poo.
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captain disgruntled Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:16 AM
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6. Umm, I think I've sussed the "goat" reference...
"The Pet" would be my guess, but what the hell's the "pickle-wench" about???

Justice my ass, and I'd argue the appelation "poetic" in this case too.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:19 AM
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7. See? They really *do* consider Dumbyah as their "daddy"
"GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!"

That's why they can't stand criticism of that dumbshit..."You talkin' 'bout my DAD?!?!?!"

Pathetic.

If my dad acted anything remotely like that chickenhawk idiot, I'd slap him silly.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:21 AM
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8. The goat reference is the "My Pet Goat" issue - you know
the idiot-n-chief having kids read it to him while NY burned (and nero only fiddled).

I think there were ads run just before the election in battleground states with Meg Ryan speaking as they showed the idiot, like a deer in headlights, sitting fidgeting as the kids read the book to him.

Have I mentioned how much I hate these evil, scum sucking, liars?
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