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Signed up as "JClark" at DU. Going in. Flame suit on.
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JClark (1 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Nov-13-04 10:50 AM Response to Original message 7. HELP!
HELP!
I just had a huge argument with some freeptards about the election. We went back and forth but they kept hitting me with the following facts and I don't know how to dispute them. I have done research on each item and are indisputable. I am so distraught that I couldn't win the argument with these rethuglicans.
Here are the facts that those repukes kept YELLING at me:
* GWB won the most votes in history. 60+ million and counting.
* GWB became the first president in 60 years to win re-election while his party was in control of BOTH the House and the Senate.
* GWB became the first president in 68 years to win re-election and actually GAIN seats in both the House and the Senate.
* GWB also became the first president in 16 years to win over 50% of the popular vote.
* GWB gained more than 7 million more votes compared 2000, more than twice the vote increase Bill Clinton gained between 1992 and 1996.
* GWB won the Electoral College 286-252 (31 states to 19 states).
* GWB increased his support across nearly all minority voters compared to 2000.
* GWB increased the lead in Republican Governorships.
* GWB increased the Republican state legislatures.
And last but not least, these freeptards say:
* Democratic leader Tom Daschle became the first Senate leader in 52 years to lose a re-election.
The repukes keep YELLING at me that this was a decisive, monumental victory that will go down as one of the most profound ass-kicking's in the history of our Republic.
And they tell me that they call it like they see it.
Whatever shall we do? We have to discredit these repukes? We need to round them up and put them in camps before these facts get out!
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DUMole007 Regula
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:09 am Post subject: Post your DU Mole Tips Here
The joys of moling, as opposed to just trolling and just getting tombstoned, are as follows:
DU is absolutely the easiest place to stir up. Those guys are like bees. You shoulda seen what I did to them during the primaries. It was great.
Once you have the star and the 1000+ posts.. you are good to go. You can post anything you want. You can get a star by donating a dollar or two.
Even 400 posts or so.. start making NewYawkers lists.. and you know your in.
They love me there... they dont know how much I truely despise them. I hate them all.
But the point is.. once youre a star with a 1000+ posts.. you can be pro life, pro iraq war, pro any GOP platform and get them rats going and never get tombstoned. Your a dedicated DU'er! Pro Gun is absolutely acceptable once they dont suspect you.
This board, I think will be my alternate home to DU. I'm glad I learned about you (on DU)
MY TIPS FOR POSTING
#1 - dont show up a newbie and post some GOP thing.. they will spot you in a second... just post nonsense, pretend to be a die hard dean or keebler elf kucinich supporter who just cant stand "conservative" kerry .. and get your count and record set.
#2 Stay away from the Christian Bashing until you are established. I know thats hard since DU is so disgusting.
#3 A good way to get up your count is hang out in the lounge and do their movie things, sports stuff, whatever... all the nonsense that goes on there. The goal is to get your numbers up... posts some LOL's on stuff... they think you are laughing with them, and you are really laughing at them.
#4 If you venture into GD or GD 2004 ... fake it for awhile.. then you can hammer them.
#5 Absolutely no gay bashing. You can do some later, but if you show up and start bashing gays... well this forum is by and for gays, and you will get a little "He disrupted poorly" by your name.
#6 Lie your ass off at times
#8 Learn their lingo - don't use terms like "tin hats", remember to capitalize "Democrat" (I know its hard), call the GOP repukes, repugs, etc... always put the * By Bush's name. Doesnt hurt and makes em all warm and wet.
#9 If you make a post like "My Dad emailed me this", "What are we going to do when the GOP exposes this" "What will we say about this" or some other sneaky way of putting out a GOP issue out, be very careful. They are well aware of this tactic.
Anyone Else have good mole tips?
While I didnt make your Top 10 DU'er list (thankfully) I've been a DU Member over a year, never been banned, 2000+ posts... obviously I can't post my name to prove it.. but nice to find this site today.
Infiltrate em... stir em up... small joys in life.
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Conservative Liberal Guru
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:13 am Post subject:
I was on there for a few years with just a few posts. One day I posted teasing some people about the "sky falling" because they were acting like fools and that was that. I was joking but the mods over there must not have been in a joking mood. Welcome to the boards.
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Melissa Guru
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:02 pm Post subject: What Freeper has been up to.......
You all might have heard rumors that one of our number pulled off something exceptional at DU. It is my great pleasure to bring to you John Johnson aka hawkeye aka Freeper.
Freep so moved the DUHmmies with his prose that he was awarded, by popular Dummy accord, a position on DU's front page. Never has a mole gone so deep as to be accorded a niche on the Front Page.
All Hail Freeper MOLE EXTRAORDINAIRE and holder of the Wolverine's Cup for Special Achievement as a Mole.
freeper wrote:
Let me introduce myself. Posted by Hawkeye Pierce Added to homepage Sat Nov 13th 2004, 12:07 PM ET
Hi folks I recently got back from Iraq where we are fighting bush's insane war. I signed up here at DU before the election and decided to wait until things had settled down a bit to post anything. As I was saying I was in Iraq and I survived it without a scratch. My unit was pulled back into Kuwait and would you believe I fell off of a truck while loading up on supplies? I hurt my back and luckily for me got sent home and am waiting on my pending disability discharge. I joined up in 91 and used to be a right winger but as I got older I started seeing things differently and now am pretty much a liberal. I really didn't care much about the stolen election in 2000 then in 03 I found my ass in Iraq and now I am heavily into getting republicans out of office. I am doing some work with other veterans to try to expose to the world just how bad bush has made things. I won't drop any names of folks I'm working with just yet so please don't ask. In case you fine folks are wondering most of the soldiers in Iraq hate Bush so I ask that DUers please be kind to them I realize some of the frustration he has caused and a few folks take it out on the troops. As for those who do support the chimp most of them are just young an naive and it doesn't help that the military is "collective" and free thought is not encouraged. A few I have spoken with supported bush until they got home and started getting informed on just how awful he really is. Anyway, thanks for listening to me and if anyone has questions I will try to answer them.
313 replies folks...hee hee hee.
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